The Bold And The Beautiful Cliffhanger Friday; 08-04-17: Over My Dead Body or Yours

It’s #BoldandBeautiful Cliffhanger Friday!!!!! Sooooo much tea to spill. “Let’s Talk About Soaps.”

At Forrester Creations Steffy is filling in Liam on what went on in Monte Carlo. Liam is confused about why Thomas went to NY and shows concern about what will happen to Spectra Fashions. Steffy is like “I don’t know and I don’t care as long as it keeps him away from Spectra.” ROTFL

Ridge enters, Liam gets an urgent call and actually is going to work. Ridge shares with Steffy that Eric has disowned him and it’s never been this bad. She gives Ridge the side eye and say, “Can you blame him?” That’s right Steffy, I can’t believe I’m saying this since I seldom agree with you; but I have to agree with you on this one, nobody can blame Eric for this, and whatever Eric chooses to do is right.

Ridge lays the blames at Sheila’s feet for being in “Eric’s ear.” He tries to figure out who told Sheila and because the Fab Five: Ivy, Brooke, Katie, nor he or Quinn; would tell her. Who did it? Stupid Ridge just leaked out the list of who knew to Steffy. I don’t think it’s an accident; he’s trying to relieve the pressure off him and throw blame elsewhere as to people who kept the secret from Eric and he’s not the only one that can’t be trusted.

Across the hall is #TeamLoyal; that is Perv Wyatt and StepMotherfu*ker. You all know I come up with all these fantastic nicknames; but I can’t take credit for #TeamLoyal, that’s my friend Jen and StepMotherfu*ker is courtesy of my friend Juanita. Anywhoooooooo, this newfound incest couple #TeamLoyal is chatting it up about their kisses when in walks Charlotte to hit on Perv Wyatt. Really? Why is Charlotte needed again? Isn’t there enough cast members on the backburner without bringing in a stray?

Ok, I digressed, StepMotherfu*ker is playing all coy like “I think you should find someone else and so should I.” #GirlBye, we ALL know that both you and your baby’s brother are horny and haven’t had any in ages. Just go ahead and smash each other so you can get off our screens. We know the twisted minds of the writers are going to take it there; so let’s just get it over with so we can move on.

Now, on Thursday Zende stood up for Maya against two jerks that were dissing her because she’s transgender. Maya gratefully gave Zende a hug and a kiss on the cheek. But as the saying goes, people that do dirt always suspect others of doing the same thing or worse. So Busybody Katie witnessed this innocent encounter and believes “something is going on.”

On the way back from Monte Carlo on the Spencer private jet; Busybody told Perv what she saw and her suspicions. I must commend the Perv, he said, “Oh my gosh, they hugged.” Then Busybody admitted she had trust issues. A normal person would’ve moved on; but not Busybody, she mentioned it again on Friday. Evidently Perv helping StepMotherfu*ker Busybody over her trust issues is one of the foundation pieces of #TeamLoyal,

A few people are rooting for this incest couple because they want to see what $Bill will say. I have two questions 1. If StepMotherfu*ker gets pregnant by Perv; how are they going to explain it to Will? And 2. If the purpose of putting this sick twisted couple together was to see what $Bill’s reaction is; has the creative well dried up on Bold so bad that this is the best they could think of? I want to know what happened because last week they wrote an Emmy winning script for Ridge and Eric.

Over at the hotel, Charlie aka “some two-bit security guard,” according to Sheila; is hilariously trying to stand up to Sheila. I hate to tell you this Charlie; but you’re out of your league. Queen Sheila is going to rule and reign all over you. Sheila tells Charlie that Eric is with Quinn and hopefully asking for a divorce. Queen Sheila reveals that she was once married to Eric and Charlie surmise that Sheila wants to be Mrs. Eric Forrester again. By gosh Charlie, you are right.

Queen Sheila asks her subject “some two-bit security guard” to leave and a knock is at the door. It’s Beatrice, Sheila’s personal clairvoyant. She walks in and begins cleansing the room. Charlie states as boldly as he can that Sheila is up to something and he’s going to find out what it is. In classic Sheila style; she quips, “Over my dead body…or yours,” and gives her trademark devious laugh and smile. Charlie’s Adam’s apple sink to the bottom of his foot as he stands there looking dumbfounded in silent fear.

Meanwhile over at the Forrester Mansion, Quinn begs Eric not to divorce her; they can work through this and they have overcome so much. She might as well push play and repeat on this broken record speech; because it’s the same lame excuses. Eric isn’t buying what Quinn is selling and reminds her that she and Ridge “couldn’t help themselves.” Quinn, go upstairs, pack your bags, and leave with a little dignity. Eric is not going to counseling; he’s not going to take you back (at least not now); because you are tainted and spoiled goods by Ridge Forrester. Quinn, unlike your perv son; Eric is not going to swap spit with you after his son has had a whorl. Unlike your perv son who wants his father’s sloppy seconds and go in from whence his brother came; Eric is not interested in having what his son has tasted. AGAIN, Quinn, go upstairs, pack your bags, and leave with what little dignity you have left.

So, what will happen next? Will #TeamLoyal continue their twisted relationship? Will Busybody Katie get all up in Maya’s business for her to slap her? Will Charlie persist to find out what Queen Sheila is up to only for it to be “over his dead body?” Will Sheila’s clairvoyant’s cleansing make her all spanking brand new again for her to become the next Mrs. Eric Forrester? What about Quinn? Will she walk out with what little bit of dignity she has left or will Eric have to throw her out? You tell me.

By Sofia A. Bryan

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