Salem Committee hearing Chicago Illinois  Abe, Jack, Eli, and Abigail are sitting at a table asking questions camera’s and reporters are everywhere Abe goes first

I will ask you again Bob do you have information, can you confirm that Stefano Dimera is still alive??

You pulled me away from Salem for this? ARE YOU @#$@#$ Kidding me!!”  Commotion and outbursts erupt through the room Abe knocks with his Gavel ORDER, ORDER

This week in Salem

A thrilled Jack Called JJ and Abigail to tell them their mother was awake they all rushed to the hospital Where Jennifer told them she thinks she was pushed

Did the Deveraoux reunion make you happy?

Sure why not

Nicole did NOT tell Eric about the Sarah’s baby being his  Eric thinks its Xanders thanks to their story being on the same page When Eric asked how that was possible Xander simply said they did it more than once  the guilt of not telling Eric is eating away at her

It always does poor Nicole here we go again  but she did keep this to herself for a little over a year. That could be a record for her

Would you believe any of this if you were Eric?

Nope wait its Eric…hmmmm not sure

JJ is a mess apparently Haley Died over the last year and Kristen is to blame for it ..More on Kristen’s whereabouts  later

THAT IS TOTALLY MESSED UP.

Will you miss Haley? And will we ever see DA Trask Again ?

Yes another fine actress given a terrible intro story and ..Maybe but i wouldn’t be surprised if no

Abe is the mayor again he won some specially election

Are you happy to see mayor Abe Again?

I don’t know should have been term limited out by now Z

Not in Salem no

Ben is in Jail for Jordan’s murder. Which naturally means he didn’t do it

If not Ben who?

Will Horton is also in Jail Apparently he accidentally killed Adriane

Seriously

Yup but we don’t know how yet obviously it had to be an accident

My God poor Sony

I know it’s totally messed up but look at it this way Ben is doing is karmic time for Wendy Page and Serena and Will did try to kill EJ and let his father take the rap so….

You remember EJ don’t you Abigail …LOL good times

WE ARE ASKING THE QUESTIONS Bob went  a mad Abigail

Abigail why are you even on this committee…oh that’s right Because You’re a HORTON another job given to you be Family..sigh

Ciara went to work for Victor  she told him her and Ben were done as some sort of requirement i suppose  she’s in some sort of Junior executive program Victor thinks she’s the future of Titan

Wait didn’t Hope tell Ciara not to Take ANYTHING from Victor doesn’t ANYTHING Include a job

Guess they forgot anyway she is going to play spy to see if she can prove Victor had Jordan killed

HAH HA HA good Luck with that Ciara

Can you see Ciara as an executive?

NO she’s too obsessed with her boyfriend to be focused on anything else. Curse of being young

Victor celebrated their separation and we met Mckinsey I’m sorry Mickey, Sarah’s daughter mickey

Isn’t mickey a boy’s name

Victor thought so..Anyway i suppose it could be both like Chris or Billy or Charlie anyway let’s not open up any gender pronoun arguments

Thank you moving on

Justin is Eve’s lawyer she was arrested for pushing Eve out the window

Interesting Twist

Salem Karma works its magic again

Jennifer is Sure Eve didn’t push her so how long will it take her  to  do the right thing and get Eve  freed once she has her thoughts together ?

She’ll get around to it

New Character Evan is Ari’s new nanny and of course he’s Gay and Sonny’s new possible

Sonny wouldn’t dare   would he????

Xander is the new CEO of Titan

FINALLY

Brady moved out of the mansion

FINALLY

Ben and Ciara wonder if Xander killed Jordan

hmm now that’s.. Would he do it to get on victors good side

NOPE not unless they forgot about how under Victors orders Xander  wouldn’t hurt Ben when he was trying to scare him away from Ciara

Could Xander have killed Jordan?

BET IT WAS HOPE/Princess GINA

Why on earth would she do that ?

BECAUSE ????Anyway speaking of Princess Gina she has fooled everyone for a year now into thinking she is hope and she is fine and is apparently is painting a picture of the Stefano Portrait while talking to someone who is posing for her
the portrait that Ciara and Ben acknowledged missing  a year ago

Yup apparently Chad and Abigail who have back for a few months or the staff and Gabi and Eli never noticed it missing

SMDH everyone in that house is stupid

Where you happy to see Chad and Abigail

No comment other than who is posing for the portrait
SO STEFANO IS ALIVE jack interrupted
did i say that no i didn’t say that
Chad and Abigail were in bed when  Gabi walked in to look for a toy which made abigail upset

aww poor Abigail you could you know LOCK THE DOOR

Chad told Abigail he’s been in contact with Stefano

Could Stefano be alive this would be the way to do it..Unheard voice on the other end of the phone?

Just wait I’m getting there

Is an omission a lie shouldn’t Abigail be mad ?

anyway chad and Abigail and Eli and lani and soon the entire town will be out to get Gabi Speaking of Lani she became a nun

A nun for what ?

Unknown i hope it’s not because of the Gabi Julie pacemaker thing.  All you had to do was Scream and Tackle Gabi

Anyway Gabi and Eli are a couple??? not sure on that i think Gabi is just doing Eli to mock Lani, and Eli is doing Gabi  to get the goods on Gabi like some undercover operation

They chose the couch and Gabi set off the pacemaker bomb causing Julie to have a heart attack  Gabi actually fearing seeming upset by what happened frantically turned it off

So Gabi saved her life?

NO not in the slightest can’t figure out why that app thing is still on her phone a year later though ?

Why would someone keep incriminating evidence..nah its Gabi she’s an amateur forget it

Kristen is in the same convent as Lani apparently she lost her baby

sigh that’s sad for the baby and her and Brady

did seeing her in the convent Shock you

Yes

Gina’s place conveniently flooded and she has been living with John for about 6 months Marlena apparently has been away that long doing?? i don’t know what ?

Anyway she was about to put the moves on him when Marlena came home and wondered aloud if she was interrupting something?

Speaking of interrupting HOW MUCH LONGER IS THIS GOING TO GO ON ??

ORDER ORDER screamed Abe

THIS BETTER NOT BE A REPEAT OF OJ SIMPSON bob yelled

Jack banged his gavel

Here’s.. a little over a year ago by coincidence Hope became Gina as a the result of negative effects of a FLU shot Dr Rolf gave her if Marlena has been gone for that long there has been plenty of time and opportunity to dose John again ESPECIALLY since back in 2008 is Stefano brought both Pawn and princess back by having them inhale something but to be fair that wore off sooner than expected so….moving on

What have Tony and Anna been doing for a Year ?

What are you first impressions of the Time Jump?

it’s hard a lot of people don’t understand or can’t grasp what’s going on

Those people need to watch more TV What Days is doing right now is one of the reasons why LOST was the biggest show on TV for some time

Can i go now you asked nothing i answered nothing it’s all been a waste of time

You can go..But we want you back here next week

SON OF A @#$@#$

Time to Turn the Hourglass

By Robert Feldmann