Brady Pub Bob Enters “Hey Roman”
“Bob, what can i get you?”
“The usual please ”
“Coming right up”
“Roman can i talk to Hattie for a bit?”
“That’s up to her now isn’t it?
“Hattie may we sit?”
“Sure i guess what do you want?”
“Well Marlena isn’t here so i need you to pretend to be her while we have my weekly session”
“Oh boy…well go ahead i guess but don’t tell me anything dirty or offensive”
“I wont”
This Week in Salem
“Sonny pleaded with Evan to give up his son and turn Orpheus in”
“SMH hey Sonny Ari isn’t yours how would you like it of react if Gabi or someone else did that to you …unbelievable”
Looks like Evan did it anyway”
“Abigail came home and immediately got upset because Chad didn’t act like a happy puppy when he saw her all sorts of accusations and demands where thrown and then she apologized for starting a fight”
Was Abigail overreacting do you expect your spouse or loved one to jump to attention every time they come home?”
In the tunnels Gabi and Kate discussed Chads being brainwashed”
“Stefano told i think a now brainwashed Marlena that Gabi and Kate had to be killed Marlena brainwashed or not protested”
“Don’t think the real Stefano would want that especially with Kate so let’s just yell BAD WRITING and move on”
“Would the real Stefano do any of this?”
“No just look at the Gina’s. Nick Stockton’s fake Rafe’s for evidence to back that up”
“Sarah told Xander they were made for each other and nothing could change her mind about him”
“Bad omen??”
“Maggie told Sonny she was turning herself in Victor is not happy with the idea”
“Should Maggie turn herself in ?”
“Why not it won’t matter in the end”
“But Maggie ?”
“Maggie will not go to prison its Salem they will do something like “Well you came forward it was an accident and you don’t have any priors or Will’s already served time for you OR Victor Gave me a million dollars and i threw the case out”
“Eric knows Nicole is hiding something Xander paid off a lab technician to counter Nicole’s findings
“Nicole is hiding something NO THAT’S NOT TRUE NICOLE WOULD NEVER” this falls under for better or worse Eric how long have you known her again ?”
“: Do you expect anything different from any of that”
“Ciara and Ben took to the shower Hot or Not ?”
“Brady and Kristen are starting a charity in Rachel’s name”
“What are your thoughts on that?”
“Works all around i suppose good for them ill contribute later”
“Eric whined and moaned about Xander to Sarah about her engagement to him Sarah threw Nicole in his face Eric assured Sarah that Nicole’s lying days were over”
Bob immediately burst out laughing “oh Eric i can’t feel for you anymore, fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on me”
“Nicole caught Abe up to speed on the test results and told him she just told Xander what he needed to hear”
“How will Abe fit in to any of this?”
“Roman gave Hattie the cold shoulder again she quit and was packing her things when Roman then asked her to stay”
“Is there any hope for these two?”
“How do you know all this you weren’t there?”
“never mind that If you chose to leave Hattie, I’ll miss you Tony and Anna’s arrival stopped cCad from shooting Gabi and Kate
“DAM IT” bob yelled
“what’s wrong ”
“If anyone deserves to be shot its Kate Gabi.. And Hope but let’s stay focused Kate and Gabi have this coming so bad”
“The Dimera Family Meeting had begun”
“If it’s a Dimera family meeting where are EJ and Sami ?”
i don’t know they should have been teleconferenced in ?”
“How do you think EJ is doing since Sami took off with him ?”
“Anyway they agreed to be on the same page until they got Marlena back from Stevano”
“Traitors sigh can’t we have ONE happy couple in Salem”
“Ben and Ciara are happy”
“Sigh fair enough”
“John thinks Marlena and Stevano could still be in Salem and is growing more frantic that Stevano and the queen of the night Consummate the marriage”
“Oh dear that’s…”
“Gross i know it looks weird”
“Marlena thinks she heard john while she prepares herself”
“i got something old for her next time i see her ?”
“After a clue from Hope, John ran off to Crystal lake. Yes that’s right Crystal lake”
“Oh my god Jason”
“THANK YOU Hattie I’m glad I’m not the only one that though that”
“Kayla asked john to try and not hurt Steve”
“Kayla how could you think such a thing John would never hurt Steve ..He would just poison him and make him go blind”
“Did you remember when that happen did it make you shake your head?”
“Abigail found Kate and Gabi in the tunnels they got her up to speed do you think there was a part of Gabi that enjoyed bonking Abigial on the head”
“Nah Gabi’s back on the good guy’s team all forgotten”
“Don’t think so”
“We’ll see”
“apparently now get this… Anna placed a tracker on Tony to follow him wherever he goes””
“….. I’m just going to leave that there”
“Tony and Anna arrived to witness the wedding after failing to get through to Marlena Chad took their phones so they couldn’t send for help”
“Chad who likes Marlena can perform wedding ceremonies now to married Stevano and Marlena”
“How can Chad perform the ceremony ?”
“ten dollar application fee down at the courthouse i have one” went”
“I have one too” added Roman which made Bob chuckle
“Tony told Kristen about the tracking device Anna placed on him and assured her that help was on the way”
“To try and get through to Chad Kristen Smacked Chad it didn’t work”
“ROTLFMAO”
“Did you think the smack would work”
“Nah i think she just wanted to hit him lol”
“Chad was about to shoot tony when brady ran in pointing his gun at chad”
“Where did Brady get a gun?”
“i don’t know victor probably ?”
“Why didn’t Brady bring some Kirakis goons with him ?”
“John walked in on Stevano and the queen of the night and felt Disgusted”
:Don’t be a pervert john go outside until they finish. And the credits rolled”
“What will john do on Monday”
“Can’t wait to find out thank you Hattie this was very helpful if you should eve decide to leave Salem come see me first we can discuss options” Bob handed her a business card
“See you later roman EVERYONE REMEMBER TO PRACTICE SOCIAL DISTANCING and stay safe
