Days of Our Lives Cliffhanger Friday 10/28/17: Throw Her Out on Her Ass

Chad and Andre one wanting to check all angles and one wanting to prove his innocence went to see Robert at his office to see if he heard anything of if he could be the saboteur of Dimera enterprises

They ran into Marco who stopped them at the door and wouldn’t let them in they could hear loud music in the background minutes later Bob came out

“Oh hey guys what can i do for you”

What’s going on back there Robert “asked Chad

“BOB …..It’s my bachelor party Id invite you in but some of the women are …what can i do for you?

We’re looking for clues as to whose sabotaging Dimera enterprises

Well it’s not me If you bothered to look I pulled all my money OUT of dimera Inc months ago severing ties with the company .

No wonder the stocks are plummeting

Awww i bailed you out once before Chad Not this time

 

This Week In Salem

At the cemetery Eve explained her marriage to damos to Victor and Brady and the documentation to prove it

Do you believe Eve’s versions of events?

Kate is convinced someone is sabotaging the company she is hinting towards Andre chad may believe her

That’s nonsense

I know it is But that’s your own fault

Is Andre the saboteur?

It’s Kate Wake up Andre she is setting you Up SMH what the hell has happened to you

Claire enjoyed seeing Tripp in nothing but a towel Tripp said his regrets he thought he was alone

Did you enjoy Tripp in the buff

After breaking into Elvis’s home and acting like herself aka a crazy person Elvis said he knew doctor Rolf because rolf brought him back from the dead

The police arrived and arrested Sami

Are you happy that Elvis is back among the living?

The police arrested Sami.  But failed to check that she jumped bail and didn’t sent her back home

SMM

Halloween night Abigail had a bunch of dreams involving Serena trying to kill Chad, Rolf bringing back Gina to kill rate maybe? Page back to kill Lani, Kayla was killed by ben then Steve killed Ben

Your wife has “twisted” dreams Chad but that’s what happens when she stops her mental treatments cold turkey

Did you enjoy the dream sequences or where they a waste of time?

Paul tried to get sonny to take it easy and was later wounded by Elvis nothing serious

If you were Paul would you have given up on sonny by now?

YUP

Justin bailed out Sami who of course never suffers any consequences for her psychotic behavior

Lucas also showed up Sami said she didn’t tell him anything because his drinking made him useless

she’s right about that

Do you hate to see Lucas like this how much longer will it last?

Sami ditched everyone and all the blah blah blah and went back to the house

Victor got Maggie up to speed on everything Eve/Damos after hearing about Will Eve wondered about Paige

That is not going to be pretty

Would you like to see page back in Salem

Victor agreed to give Eve 24 hours of compassion then he would “Throw her out on her ass”

ROTFLMAO why can’t you two do that with Kate ? Seriously you think Stefano would stand for any of this especially under his Roof?

Abe is unhappy about Supercop and Lani but that’s okay because papa Kent wasn’t a fan of superman/lois for a while also

Will Lani listen to her father and end things with JJ

She should

Why

Because months ago JJ pretty much said that Lani wasn’t the one and that she wouldn’t be he is wasting her time.

JJ told eve that Paige was gone

Could they?? Nah that was like two writing teams ago

Adrianne tried to reach Lucas but nope didn’t work a case could be made that she was doing it for herself to justify Justin

Poor Lucas sadly though there is nobody left all the women in Salem he could be with either cheated on him dumped him or both

He should have went back to his fiancée in Hong Kong LOL

Should the show bring in someone new for Lucas?

Would be nice

Paul and Justin talked about Paul taking the low road and how it worked for Justin and Adrianne

Sonny’s gone he’s been gone since Greece Paul

Will Paul leave the show after this is over ?

Marlena john and Sami put some EJ pieces together when Susan Banks came out with a shotgun

Were you happy to see Susan Banks?

I hope its Kristen in disguise you guys remember Kristen right ??? sigh

Lucas thought he saw Will tending bar and thought it was the booze

Was it a hallucination or was it real?

Theo found out something about the saboteur but won’t talk to Kate

Chad thinks you’re manipulating Theo Andre

Is he serious

I’m checking all Angles

Chad if you knew ANYTHING about Andre then you know he doesn’t work this way

Thank you Robert

BOB and you, you pathetic shadow of your former self where is the COUNT? Why are you putting up with any of this?

it’s complicated

You’re a joke

Abigail quit her job at the Salem pd to work at Dimera Inc

Susan told marlena and Sami that she paid Rolf to resurrect Will so she could kill him herself??? But it didn’t work and Will never came back

Do you believe Susan?

Back at the bar after trying to offer Lucas his support Paul saw Will or someone who looks like him? And the credits rolled

What will Paul do with this information?

He won’t tell until it’s too late his thing with sonny is over and he knows it

You know what’s over this conversation Goodbye  Rob went inside and closed the door

They looked at each other and started to leave bob reopened the door

Guys i know you won’t believe me and you have to find out for yourself But i stand by my Its Kate !”

Bob re closed the door

What do you think? Chad asked Andre

Robert wouldn’t lie to me

You mean BOB

Yes Bob looks like project pawn worked

What?

Another time come on

Time To turn The Hourglass

By Robert Feldmann

 

Days of Our Lives Cliffhanger Friday 10/28/17: This is not a Fight Club

Marlena’s office Blanca Enters
Thanks for coming in early Blanca is Robert with you?

Parking the car, is everything okay

Yes John and i have to go somewhere unexpectedly tonight so i had to reshuffle, how everything between you two is since last week

It’s been the best week ever with Nicole gone I finally have Robert all to myself  its like he’s a totally different person and i love it, there’s just one thing that’s odd

(The door opens)

Good afternoon Robert thanks for coming in so early today

Marlene good to see you ..but please call me  Bob

Bob not Rob?

Yes BOB!

SEE went Blanca shaking her head in wonder

Marlena pondered the new development

 

This week in Salem

Jennifer tended to a broken Eric

Do they have a future doesn’t seem so

You know what’s funny about Eric and Jennifer, Marlena ?

what?

Jennifer and hope are less than a year apart, Sami is older than Rafe.  Eric and Sami were 1 when Hope first married Bo, Yet SOMEHOW Jenifer is too old for Eric.  But Hope and Rafe are okay?

Age is just a number Robert

BOB

Sorry Bob Blanca shook her head again

Maggie interrupted the Victor and Bonnie Wedding then it all started crashing down around her Adrianne/bonnie threated to expose Victor for the Damos murder Victor told him he arranged Zanders freedom in exchange for his silence that’s when all the fun started Steve came in and finally uncovered the Bonnie/Adrianne rouse Bonnie came clean said it was revenge for taking mickey from Maggie and that Adrianne was in Statesville before she took off.

Are you glad this story is over or is it as Bonnie got away?

Victor assured Maggie that nobody was hurt and that all they did was bribe a judge Maggie is willing to live with it

Hope was trying to question a reluctant Dr Rolf Sami taking Hopes Gun or brining her own doesn’t really matter threatened To shoot Rolf

Hope of course ignored the LAW and let Sami get away with it even after she clocked Rolf with said gun

Dr Rolf should Sue the entire Department

Why did Hope let Sami get away with all that?

Because she’s corrupt to the core

Dr rolf told Sami he saw her at the morgue and he was paid to resurrect Will but he wasn’t paid by Stefano he then took a cyanide pill and died

Were you happy to see Dr Rolf even for a little while or are you angry that another interesting character was just thrown away for no reason?

Both i guess?

Hope arrested Sami, Sami called her a hypocrite

Well she’s right Hope is a joke

Drunk Lucas yelled at sonny and Paul at Will’s grave

Maggie went to see about Lucas
man drunken Lucas is annoying why doesn’t someone throw him in a drunk tank

Justine Found Adrianne in prison Steve came with some DNA testing there’s some explaining and paperwork to

 

do but Adrianne should be home soon Hattie said she would look after her until then

Bonnie met up with Shelia one last time and after some failed blackmail threats Bonnie left with her last token of mickey a broach he gave her back in 2003/2004

Is this the last we see of Hattie and Bonnie?

Maybe not Hattie?

Eli told Gabi that he and Shelia history basically law man Eli through his anti-law friends under the bus

that’s what happens to criminals. But Shelia didnt see it that way

The Salem pd using Rolfs fingerprints opened his laptop there is a trail to follow

Memphis am i right Marlena that’s where you’re off to

Yes Memphis that’s right

Cool

Eric told Roman what happened with What’s her name

Nicole

Ha Ha you said her name i didn’t anyway Eric ran over to kirakis mansion to beat Brady’s brains in

Rafe and Hope discussed Hope’s handling of Sami they started arguing and somehow Rafe brought up Zack

Hope became livid

AWESOME

Can we expect to see more conflict with these two?

YES PLEASE they need to END

Justin tried to tell Lucas about Adrianne but he was too drunk to listen

I felt sorry for Lucas at the beginning but now he’s just annoying

What is the answer for Lucas an old girlfriend or someone new?

Someone new i hope

Marlena bailed out Sami

Marlena please remind Sami of the risk you are taking and what happens to you and her if while on bail she leaves the state ROTFLMAO

What will they find in Memphis?

NOT Nicole, Blanca Laughed out loud

Why do you keep doing that?

Victor walked in on Eric and Brady fighting in his living room and yelled “this is not a fight club”

He ran those back in the day Victor is great with the one liners

Where will Eric and Brady go from here ?

Hopefully to a real fight club

Brady got Victor up to speed on His twisted versions of events Victor seemed happy and requested Brady’s help in moving Damos’s body

Why doesn’t Victor use goons anymore all this could have been done already ?

At the location of Damos’s body Victor said some mean things and before they could start Eve Donovan showed up

Are you excited to see Eve and what is and how did she get there without prior knowledge of these events?

Sami John Marlena, Paul and sonny are on their way to Memphis Will stated he will break it off with Paul if Wills alive but everyone already figured that out

Is it possible that Paul is aware of what is in Memphis and that’s why he’s been trying to derail things?

Be a nice twist but i don’t think so

Well we don’t want to keep you Marlena. We hope you find what you are looking for

Take care Robert

BOB ,…..I’ll go get the car Love”

“Right sorry Bob”  Bob smiled I’ll  go get the car” Rob exits

thanks Love we can go get Stefano at Mami’s later  Blanca turns back to Marlena

“He seems okay just keep an eye on him ill check in with you when i have some free time in Memphis

Thank you Marlena  Blanca leaves

Bob ???? Hmmmm

 

Time To Turn The Hourglass

 

By Robert Feldmann

Days of Our Lives Cliffhanger Friday 10/14/17: The End of Everything

After leaving Horton Square Nicole rushes off to pack her things after cleaning out kirakis mansion she drove over to the storage facility where she planned on renting a truck.

Rob was already there waiting with Baby Stefano

“Hey Nicole, thought you could use a hand”

“You did all this ..By yourself ?”

“Nah i had help but don’t worry i was the one who handled all your clothes, so whenever you’re ready WE can leave”

What do you mean We ?

“We’re Going with you !

 

 

 

This week in Salem

 

Brady continued to Berate Nicole forcing her to break up with Eric, leave town or face prison for the Damos Murder BTW Brady still has that stupid Amulet on him

Do you want to kill Brady and how much would you make him suffer first

Eli doesn’t want Rafe’s help in Hope hiring him at the Salem PD But he may take Julies

Is this the smart move or is he better off with Rafe

Going with Julie on this one

Hope Reinstated Supercop Rafe accused her of showing special interest

Salem needs SUPERCOP on the job city can’t survive without him

Was Rafe over stepping?

After Sami surprised john and paul at the cemetery she called Rafe to make sure they stopped  a drunk Lucas showed up and after he was convinced that she was real Sami scolded him for being drunk

Again Lucas defended himself using the current events he thinks it may be possible because Dr Rolf has done it before

Sami despite having her father and mother and stepfather all return from the dead Roman and Marlena  at least two times Each still doesn’t believe it to be true

Or is it that Sami just doesn’t want to get her hopes up

Paul is feeling hopeless because whether Will is alive or not he knows he lost Sonny!

Sonny’s being unfair to Paul

Are Paul’s days in Salem numbered

Probably

Bonnie/Adrianne told victor to divorce Maggie and marry him or she would go to the cops for his murdering Damos

She told Maggie to move out she had some weird dream from the movie whatever happened to baby Jane.

She visited Mickey’s grave and replaced Maggie’s flowers with her own

What other depths will this woman sink to?

SMH Why hasn’t Victor just put a bullet in her head ?

Because she’s family just wait though as soon as bonnie is bonnie BAM

Tearful Nicole broke it off with Tearful Eric. Eric doesn’t understand why

Neither do i but hey?

What happens to Eric now any chance he resumes it with Jennifer?

They changed Eric’s persona he’s no longer compatible with Jennifer this is a good thing

Steve called his mother JO JO to inquire about Bonnie/Adrianne’s behavior patterns

Kate got Justin up to speed on everything Dr Rolf the entire town is going to look for him now

They will find him when he is ready

You know where he is

Of course

Chad told Andre to Fix the Hattie mess with the board and of course they used Abigail to bully him into helping them find Rolf ,he said he would try

why does Andre tolerate his family berating him day after day
when is this dimera board inconsistency going to stop they are upset that Andre was scamming Hattie when Clearly Hattie had it coming being a scammer herself and YET they are okay with their CEO stealing and smuggling a 20 million dollar artifact.

Don’t get me started on that stupid amulet

Sami told Marlena she took the kids all over the world trying to find traces of EJ

Instead of enrolling them in school and giving them stability

So she’s following traces of EJ all over the world because HE may be alive. But Will can’t BE SMH Sami

Sami went to Dimera mansion and kissed Chad in front of Abigail, Chad Loved it but played dumb Abigail said it was for revenge

Abigail is lucky Sami didn’t do anything else she should shut up

Andre saw Sami refused to help Sami denied stealing the money claiming it was EJ’s inheritance and when he refused to help they bullied him again

I wish it was a case of poking the bear but clearly these writers no NOTHING about Andre Dimera

Kayla and Tripp had an encounter Kayla looks like she may try to treat Tripp like Family

Steve question Hattie and just missed Adriane

Victor handed Maggie divorce papers Bonnie/Adrianne was livid that he left her so much money wanting her to have less than nothing

A small trace of the old victor reminded her that he could have her killed she got scared but tried to play it off

Bonnie brought in a certified Shelia because Marlena wasn’t available to marry them ????? To get married right her right now

Maggie stopped the wedding, is it possible that Maggie just and victor are all on the same page and are playing Bonnie/Adrianne together

Hope so

Sami and Eric shared a birthday cake Sami ran into Nicole and slammed her in Sami Fashion

Eric demanded that Sami knock it off

That’s about it

Great now Robert ..you can’t go with me

Like hell i can’t you think i want to stay in this town without you in it

Blanca needs you Stefano here needs both her parents

That’s taken care of.. Project pawn remember My clone is with Blanca as is his twin brother baby Stefano 2  who is also a clone

Things will be great for her my um “devotion “to you was not entirely  implanted in him

How do i know you’re not the clone and the real ones are with Blanca

You can trust me

I always could, couldn’t i  ..well let’s get going then i suppose

Nicole one last thing.

Yes

Some time back  on a Dimera Man binder i ended up at the sperm bank and switched specimen cups

So you’re trying to tell me that Holly is yours not Daniels

Yes

IF that’s true then Stefano can’t grow up to be with Holly because they have the same father

But if he’s not my son but a bonfire Clone of Stefano he could  indeed

Get in the car

Nicole when you start to feel better can we have sex? i do love you, you know

GET IN THE CAR

That’s not a no

Just drive i need to get out of here

Next stop my private Island

i want to see my sister first she’s waiting for us

I knew that

Nicole Walker, many will miss her Many wont Either way Adriane Zucker is a great actress and it’s the show and viewers loss

What are your favorite Nicole Memories?

Time to turn the hourglass

By Robert Feldmann

Days of Our Lives Cliffhanger Friday 10/14/17: Butthole Brady Black

Rob was sitting in his office Beyond Livid he had heard about the ultimatum Brady gave to Nicole and he was just as mad at Nicole for once again repeating her sad pattern

Luckily he was all prepared “can’t believe it actually came to this” he said to himself picking up the phone “Doctor… is it all ready”

Yes it is Heir Robert”

IMPLEMENT PROJECT PAWN ! And be prepared they have begun looking for you “he hung up Blanca carrying baby Stefano walked in “where’s Nicole?  Or do i get to actually spend some alone time with my Fiancee on a Friday night”

Nicole’s leaving Salem Blanca….  Brady’s…she’s not coming back ?

“THAT’S GREAT..Let’s go celebrate.. i mean noooooo that’s terrible  lets go somewhere and talk about it”

I’ll go if you stop Smiling

Whose smiling

Sigh

This Week in Salem

 

Kayla and joey discussed their Joey visit and what to tell him about the not double wedding Ben/Will declaration

They decided on Honest which led to more Tripp/Kalya issue bickering

Will Tripp ever be able to find middle ground with Kayla

No

Tripp assured Theo he was strictly friend zone with Claire in case Theo wanted to try again with her

Do you believe him will Theo try again before it’s too late ?

Victor had enough of Brady and Sonny arguing over titan and how to run things

Considering the flipping of them both who now is more suited to run Titan

Hope talked to Ben about Will

Kate tried to talk to Clyde about Ben and Will Clyde gave Kate riddled answers about an inmate who told him

Nicole tried to get Eric not to leave Salem and naturally they made love.

Wow who didn’t see that Coming LOL

THAT’S NOT FUNNY

It is from where I’m sitting mocked Blanca

Real Adriane met Real Hattie in Prison Hattie told her everything going all the way back to Angelica

Chloe and Julie are bickering about their clubs name what would you call it

Club Nobody Cares?

Bonnie/Adrianne went for it she told Victor to divorce Maggie and marry her or she would tell the cops he had Zander murder Damos

Poor Bonnie nobody told her about Brita England

Who is that

Steve and Bo’s ex girlfriend that he had murdered for trying to blackmail him

Do you remember Brita England?

Brady Called Brandon to confirm Nicole’s lies, he confronted her she told him the truth and that she would like to be with Eric now

Is there anyone in Salem that woman hasn’t wanted to be with

Seriously didn’t Mami bring you to Salem just to seduce Rafe only to end up trying his Brother when that didn’t work.

Are you comparing me to Nicole ???  Blanca lost her sarcastic tone.

No

Dr Rolf may be the mystery man that Clyde was talking about Will bring back from the dead

John, Kate, Roman and Marlena forgot where they were living when trying to say none of it could be possible

SMH

Are you excited that Dr Rolf may be returning to Salem ?

That conversation ended with Marlena Calling Sami

Lani talked Hope into reinstating Supercop

Are you happy that Supercop is back on the job?

Brady told Nicole to take Holly and get out of Town or face Jail for Damos’s murder …STOP SMILING

Will Nicole actually leave Salem ?

YES PLEASE

Where do you see Brady when this is all over?

Not with Nicole that’s for sure?

John and Paul were doing some ILLEGAL Grave Robbing when they were interrupted By Sami.

How did Sami get there so there fast? Shouldn’t she call the police why are john and Paul not going to get into legal trouble will they be that way with Rolf when they confront him ?
Seriously the timing in all that is Mind boggling?

Happens in Salem all the time….. STOP SMILING

 

 

Time To Turn The Hourglass

By Robert Feldmann

 

Days of Our Lives Cliffhanger Friday 10/06/17: One out of two isn’t Bad

Rob is driving Nicole to see Eric

Rob is driving Nicole to see Eric
SO..let me get this straight Chloe exposed Brady’s anti Eric plot and now you are going to run off to see Eric because ????

I just have to see him i can’t explain it right now?

You’re going to sleep with him

No Im not

Bet you do, whatever you do is fine with me Nicole call me if you need a ride back

Where are Blanca and baby Stefano

At the doctors I’m going to pick them up after seeing Marlena the  offices are a block apart which is why i had time to pick you up and not cause a stir

“Thanks Robert”   Nicole gets out of the car  Robert dashes off to see Marlena

Hello Robert

Are you ready to hear it all Marlena

Yes

This Week in Salem

Ben showed up at the church stopping the festivities Abigail launched at him but was restrained

Abigail attacked him but Not Chad  lol sigh

Ben thanked John Andre and Marlena for their stopover in Bayview it made his escape as easy as grabbing some keys.

Are you shocked at the sanatoriums lack of security l

Nope

Ben’s reasoning for escaping was that Will was Alive and he wanted to tell Sonny

Do you think Ben is telling the truth? Both weddings were put on hold

At the police station word of ben’s return and his claims started to spread

Paul Tried to Get Sonny to ignore Ben and finish the ceremony But Sonny suddenly doesn’t love Paul anymore

Could Paul be a part of what’s going on?

Supercop asked Ben about Paige being alive Ben said no she was worm food that caused Supercop to put a gun to Ben’s head which lead to JJ’s suspension

Will JJ get his job back or will the new writing team send him down another path

Salem Needs Supercop especially now with Murderous Psychopathic Hope as Commissioner his reasons and conclusions to this event was full of Hypocritical lies

Will JJ get his job back?

Speaking of Commissioner Hope She Suspends JJ for pointing a gun at Ben  But Did Nothing when she caught Rafe Strangling him

SMH

Abe told Rafe he didn’t get the job because of Edgardo, Gabi and Darios past events

And yet Roman was able to keep his job during all of Sami’s shenanigans ..Go figure

Did Abe make the right call?

Chad and Abigail saw the minister return and got married anyway

Are you Happy for this couple?

.Sonny wants to exhume Will’s body, Paul is trying to keep his life together Lucas said no to Sonny’s request and is still on his drunken pity party bender.

Is Sonny doing the right thing?
Should Paul just give up?

Will Sonny work his way around Lucas’s NO

I can’t believe any of this Marlena what’s the matter with you

Excuse me ?

How many times have you come back from the dead? Roman, Hope, John, Steve, Jack the list goes on Why is everyone being such Dukes of Doubt

The Chloe, Julie partnership is in doubt already as Julie named it Doug’s place without consulting Chloe

Are you shocked by Julies selfishness

nope and what’s worse is that Julie will deny any wrong doing Watch

Eli showed some Defense moves to Gabi and they shared a kiss Rafe caught them and gave Rafe the Big brother warnings

Should Eli just RUN ?

Victor told Brady not to feel bad about anything he did to Eric and Nicole because he Won it was all over does Brady feel the least bit guilty or is the booze numbing that? Is Brady acting this way because of the amulet?

The amulet I’ve forgotten all about it

As did I

Chloe told Nicole EVERYTHING Brady did to her and Eric that got everyone to where they are now

So naturally Nicole went running to see Eric

I just dropped her off at the farm. Think their …NEVERMIND

Rafe told Gabi that Chad and Abigail got remarried she ????

Will Gabi focus on Eli and is that a good thing ?

I know many people that want Eli to Run while he still can

Eric fixed his roof heard a knock on the door and saw Nicole standing there soak and wet from the rain

Sigh Ron, Dena, Nicole no difference at all

That’s about it

Now let’s get to the heart of the matter

Rob laid out project pawn from beginning to end

Okay Rob I’ve listened with an open mind now let me tell you how and why this is wrong

I’m listening
Time to turn the hourglass 

 

By Robert Feldmann

 

 

 

Days of Our Lives Cliffhanger Friday 09/29/17: Bridging Aperitif’s and ascots

Rob Blanca and Baby Stefano are driving to the wedding
Why are we going to this again?
Because Abigail invited me and had invited you
Sigh Rob looked out his window “This could be interesting, sweetheart please call the police and tell them to head to Saint Lukes  “knowing Roberts tone of voice Blanca didn’t hesitate to take out her phone

 

This Week in Salem

Sonny kept dreaming and going on about Will not caring that it made Paul upset
Should  Paul see that Sonny is settling and call the whole thing off before he’s humiliated later ?
Sheila told Bonnie /Adriane to hurry up and pay or she would go to the cops she needs the money for her own revenge plans?
“What is Shelia up to and does it have anything to do with her and her history with Eli?”
“Is it weird that in prison Bonnie Shelia and Hattie were decent people but outside they are incapable of fitting in?”
Some people just belong in jail i guess?
A judged called out Abigail on her immigration fraud they need Dario or at least a statement from him to get her out of the marriage and possibly jail
Through Gabi they eventually got what they needed and Chad and Abigail could proceed
So because of Gabi Chad and Abigail can get married
Apparently, Hope and Rafe both applied for the commissioner’s job but can’t decide which one of them should take it.
How about neither only way to save their future
Never that easy
Nope, Zander called Victor from prison reminding him to hold up his end of the bargain, Victor said he will
“Will this who killed Damos business ever end and has the new writers forgotten that HALO is the killer not the person”
“What are you going to do if Nicole murdered him” Blanca asked
“Get her out of the country bring her to my island where you, me, her, Holly, and Stefano can live out the rest of our days
“ARE YOU HIGH OR JUST INSANE” Blanca yelled  Stefano awoken by the yelling  started crying
LOL knew that would happen “bonnie overheard Victors half of the conversation will she try to use it against Him
“Victor is going to do to Bonnie what he did to Brita England if she doesn’t knock it off
Nicole told Brady to his delight that Eric quit the center and left town, Marlena caught up with Eric and naturally blamed everything on Nicole, Eric defended Nicole saying that the center wouldn’t be where it was without her Brady accused Eric of not going along with the plan
“How soon until this blows up in Brady’s face?”
“Blanca i have an idea”
“NO”
“BUT?”
“NO i will not ensure Nicole sees me kissing Eric so she then decides to stay away from him”
“How did you ?”
Because i know you
Kate and Andre are going to try harder to keep their marriage up for the board
Andre agreed not to pull any more stunts and Kate agreed to stay away from Roman
Who will crack first?
Andre’s attempt at throwing a cultured calm bachelor party with elegant food Aperitif’s and Ascotsand Bridge instead of poker BOMBED with the younger crowd and they bailed on him Ingrates they are the ones who neutered all his ideas he tried to bring them culture and class .
The same Stripper was hired for both bachelor and bachelorette parties
Are you disappointed in NBC’s budgeting?
The stripper once dated Paul things were awkward for a bit
“You better behave yourself at yours” Blanca went to Robert
“Promise”
Guilt about Will is starting to overtake Sonny
No comment
Why can’t Sonny move on does he want to end up like roman ?
Marlena explained why she couldn’t officiate sonny and Paul’s wedding she reminded John that he owed her another wedding
Will we see John and Malena make it legal for what the Sixth  time ?
Well technically they have been married 5 times; their first four marriages were invalid due to Marlena’s marriage to Alex North and John’s marriage to Hope Brady.
So it’s like their First although they never divorced john and hope on screen that was like four writers ago and nobody cares
Justin offered to officiate the wedding
Nice of the writers to gloss over the whole sonny/Paul in a church thing is it bad or lazy writing
Doesn’t matter to me
Me either
Gabi was dreaming about Chad while watching Ari pick out some flowers Eli interrupted her train of thought and they went to the wedding together unbeknownst to them that they were being followed
Unbeknownst?
They don’t know
Right thank you
Instead of walking in saying i dos and leaving they had to have speeches and vows
Are we not going to exchange vows?
Just i do’s Blanca looked upset Rob saw Fine i will think of something to say
Thank you
WOMEN sigh Robert parked the car and they went inside for the wedding they greeted everyone and some of them took turns looking and holding little Stefano Rob Busted a gut holding in laughter when he saw Stefano throw up on Hope, Marlena came over to him Rob next session we are going to discuss project pawn and why you chose Stefano of all people to name your boy after
Sure “Robert agreed  after helping Hope clean up Blanca brought Stefano over to Rob and Marlena Stefano started making noises and reaching towards Marlena.
Looks like the baby wants someone to hold him “Marlena took Stefano from Blanca and held him” hi” she whispered  Wow Marlena Stefano’s really taking a shine to you “Robert laughed as quietly as he could
Just then people Gasped and turned around staring at the figure at the doorway.

Time To Turn The Hourglass

By Robert Feldmann

 

 

 

 

 

Days of Our Lives Cliffhanger Friday 09/22/17: Don’t Call Me Bro

After talking to Abe and dealing with Brady, Nicole (and Holly) Went to Rob’s home Blanca them her in. Nicole asked Blanca, “did you explain to Rob that your son is too young for play dates with Holly”.
Yes but he insists that Soras ??? Will soon kick in and then they can become the next.. BOPE?… Yes he said Bop ? Blanca stared all confused
“Sigh I’ll explain what all that means later” Blanca heard the kettle and went to take of it and Nicole went in the next room Robert was Feeding” Stefano ” Nicole heard some classical music softly coming from the speakers
“Hey thanks for coming by Hi Holly, Look Stefano its Holly Robert whispered
You did it? Didn’t you ? Nicole whispered Angrily
Did what?
You cloned Stefano Dimera ?! Your project pawn
what?? Project pawn has nothing to do with him… Honest

 

This week in Salem

Word spread about Drunken Lucas Sonny angry at Lucas admitted to missing Will but refused to let his past ruin his future.
Is Sonny having doubts about moving forward?
Ghost Will did a number on Lucas as Jennifer and Kate found him passed out at the church.
Everyone prepared for the double wedding vows no bachelor party rules ect ect
is Will and Sonny marrying in a Church a writing oversight ?
Nicole is doing wonders at the Horton Center Everyone love her there Except Brady
He’s getting on my nerves?”
he’s just a little overzealous you remember what happened with Theresa
Hope your right
Roman refused to come out of retirement and retake his commissioner job
Good for him they were selfish to ask him anyway
Rafe and Hope are both up for the job
Uh OH whose going to get the promotion the murderer or the accomplice ?
Don’t understand why Raines can’t have the job back he’s of jail next week ?
Chloe got money from Brady to Buy club TDB at an auction she ran into Julie who also wanted it after some bickering they had to combine their money to ensure Myron Dario’s former accomplice didn’t get it
what’s with a Horton suddenly not having enough money to buy something ?
First Jennifer needs help buying a paper now Julie needs help with a club
what is happening to the Horton Funds?
Laura Horton can’t make Abigail’s wedding
she’ll make the next one
Next one ? Robert laughed
Victor accused Brady of drinking demanding he go to a meeting
Brady assured him he didn’t drink and updated him on the Chloe conversation in an interesting twist Victor actually agreed with her
If Nicole dumps Brady for Eric would you want a Brady and Chloe reunion
i am not dumping Brady for Eric
sure you’re not
Victor told Brady to either dump Nicole or have someone do his dirty work to get Eric out of the picture
did Victor tell Brady to have Eric killed?
Don’t be stupid
Nicole confided in Abe about her Brady and Eric issues Abe told Nicole not to confuse Love and gratitude
were you shocked by Abe and Nicole having this kind of talk? Did it remind you of Son and Brother Brandon?
Would you like to see Brandon return to Salem
Lucas woke up stranded to a hospital bed demanding to be let go as they had no right to keep him he vowed to move away to be left alone.
Would Lucas actually leave Salem?
nah
Gabi told Eli that she would fix things with Rafe because she has a way to always have him do what she wants Eli thanked her but he would find his own way.
They agreed to go to the wedding together
Will Eli help Gabi stop the wedding to Chad
That would be awesome but NO
Chloe gave Eric a heads up that Brady wants Eric to fire Nicole so Brady doesn’t come off as the bad guy
SMH
Eric figured that out already wanting to find a way to make Nicole happy
AWW TEAM ERIC GO GO GO
Really for Decades you were Team Brady
Sorry Nicole but Brady’s being a tool bag
Abigail is all set as she signed Dario’s annulment papers
Hope and Rafe start to bicker about the commish job could this be the beginning of the end
Crossing Fingers
Nicole went to work and met Jason. Jason told her Eric quit she read another Eric letter
he writes a lot of letters.
Eric said goodbye to Jennifer who obviously doesn’t want him to go
First Jennifer tries to take Daniel from you now Eric will she ever stop
she is Not taking Eric from me Eric isn’t mine anyway
uh huh
Brotherly Bonding caused chad to let Andre throw him his bachelor party
But Chad and Abigail both being in their late 60’s declined strippers
Strippers aside Chad and Abigail may make a great couple but Doug and Julie have more fun and they are more than double in age seriously.
Brady Denied Sonny his CEO job back telling him he rehired most of the Damos hires that Sonny Fired
Sonny vowed that he would get Titan back soon
Sonny and Paul Chad and Abigail which one will get that Ring
it’s not a competition !!
Isn’t it ?
Paul defended Lucas to sonny who worried about unresolved feelings Sonny said there was nothing to worry about Paul had his doubts and the credits rolled
SEE
that’s about it.

Cool Speaking of Bachelor Parties
Not to worry I’ve made all the arrangements
you’re the best Nicole SNIFF SNIFF AWW NO BLANCA STEFANO NEEDS A NEW DIAPER THINGY
Blanca entered the room “MEN” she took Stefano to change him “LOVE YOU” he called out
I’ll go with you” Nicole went with Blanca “let’s start with what Soras means ” went Nicole to Blanca as they drifted into the next room.

Time To Turn The Hourglass

By Robert Feldmann

 

Days of Our Lives Cliffhanger Friday 09/15/17: Wishing all STILL affected by Irma a safe and steady road to recovery and healing Irma, the missing week!

Nicole and Brady were getting ready to meet Robert and Blanca when Nicole got a text “BRADY Blanca’s at the hospital she’s having her baby”
“already?”
“it’s Salem Brady, pregnancies can be anywhere from 5 to 14 months, he ranted about the baby needing to be born before November”
Nicole, Brady were followed by John Marlena, Andre, Abigail and Chad Rob came out gowned up when he saw all of them
“Thanks for coming everyone it means a lot to both of us ,Kayla says we’re minutes away
“get Back in there then” went Nicole
“right, right ” Rob said quickly while getting his Go Pro camera ready
BEST OF LUCK
THANK YOU rob yelled while running off

This week in Salem

Bonnie/Adrianne’s attempt to seduce Victor Hilariously Failed
Will Victor loose it when he finds out Everything?
Sheila enjoying her new job naturally betrayed Bonnie who has no way of paying her more money later Shelia returned to tell Bonnie to lose hope as hope can be paralyzing and its better for her to move on without it
Did you see this coming ?
Paul and Roman figured it all out and rescued john and Marlena at Bay-view Just in time
Kate tried to stop Chad from helping Andre, Roman told Kate and Chad about Hattie and that Andre was NOT insane.
He does seem to be” better” went John
was Andre a more entertaining character when he was “out there”
entertaining is the word i would use went Marlena
Marlena is sure Hattie has a partner
Who will finally figure out Bonnie/Hattie
Nicole is torn between jobs and men now as she” loves” Brady but “loves working with” Eric
what would happen if Eric and Brady switched Jobs?
Andre back home the Dimera family all agreed to move forward together
Abigail is clearly the glue holding this family together does she have the strength to hold them
Yes went Chad proudly
Tripp and Claire’s plan to make Theo jealous worked
what will happen to the soras bunch BEFORE recasted Ciara ?
How about leaving Cleo be and having recasted Ciara and Tripp become a couple
way too early for that.
Marlena offered Hattie a deal to find out who else could be involved
will they still figure out the why’s and what fore’s when they find out that Anjelica was the ringleader?
Hattie warned Bonnie not to leave her out of whatever was going on or else
Will Bonnie cross that line to silence Hattie?
Gabi told Sonny that Ari could still be flower girl even if she didn’t attend the wedding
a couple of self-defense classes with Eli who was fired from the FBI BTW convinced Gabi to go to the wedding with him
“how much longer for Eliga ?
Eliga?
Drunk Lucas has Alienated everyone around him and while downing some more drinks was visited by Ghost Will
Were you happy to see Will even if it was in Ghost Form
that’s about it
Kayla came out ITS A BOY PERFECTLY HEALTHY
Can we see him asked Nicole
They are waiting for you
“We did it !”went Blanca everyone gathered around
“What do you mean WE I did all the work LOL” Robert laughed as did John, Chad, and Andre
“Ignore them What’s his name ?” asked Nicole
Blanca Looked at Rob who said
“STEFANO”
“well No surprise there” Went Nicole with a huge dose of sarcasm
“PROJECT PAWN ?” Marlena and Andre wondered aloud at the same time.

 

Time to turn the hourglass

 

The Bold And The Beautiful Cliffhanger Friday; 09-15-17: Changing Roles

What’s up #BoldandBeautiful fans? Today is another Cliffhanger Friday and since I’ve been MIA for a couple of weeks, I’m just going to do a breakdown. Ahhh, “Let’s Talk About Soaps.”

Well as you know my main man $Bill got tired of waiting for what he wanted. He’d been patient, offered more money than the property was worth, but still unable to get what he wanted. So, $Bill did the same thing any good villain would do, he burned down Spectra.

To no one’s surprise, Rescue Ranger Liam had to figure it out and be all self-righteous. However, many was surprised at how he dealt with the situation. The hypocrite secretly records $Bill’s confession and blackmails him. SAY WHAT?????? Yes, once again, Rescue Ranger looking through his rose colored glasses breaks the law to suit his self-righteousness.

Boy, I want to kick you’re a*s all kinds of ways messing with $Bill. Thankfully, $Bill took care of that after signing the letter of resignation; hypocrite all puffed up decides to get smart and $Bill knocked him into next week. Oh, what a lovely site as Blackmailing Rescue Ranger’s knee’s buckled under him and it was a KO. BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

Not to disappoint, $Bill stands over his demon spawn and tells him, “I don’t get even with my enemies, I decimate them.” Yes, yes, yes; decimate that troll $Bill, decimate him.

Well Steffy stops by and is shocked that Blackmailer went through with his plan. I declare, I’m positive I saw a smirk on Steffy’s face when she saw that shiner Rescue Ranger had as a casualty of war with $Bill. She reiterated that this is not a battle he wants to fight and to make up with his father. Nope, no way; Blackmailer isn’t having it.

Steffy leaves to try and talks some sense into $Bill. As usual, he opens up to her and tells her everything. Feeling compassion for $Bill, Steffy embraces him. Now $Bill might start off using Steffy; but lights were flashing, firecrackers going off as memories from six years ago flood in to me. Now lovelies, you all know I drag Steffy, yep I do. But I’m letting you know right here and right now. If I get a return of #STILL, my dragging days of Steffy will cease for a while. I’m going to need my STILL because I’ve always felt both of them could truly be themselves with each other. Steffy brought out the best in $Bill and he in her; she’s wasted her time with Wyatt & Rescue Ranger. The chemistry was off the charts with STILL; I’m 100% #TeamSTILL.

Hypocrite Blackmailer calls in Sally Spectra 2.0 and gifts her the property. She’s shocked and amazed of his “kindness.” I don’t call it “kindness,” I call it what the law calls it, misappropriations of corporate funds, thief, and embezzlement. Oh, did I forget to say that this “gift” must be kept secret and no one can know, including $Bill and his WIFE, Steffy?

We all know Sally is the ultimate taker and had absolutely no problem taking this “gift.” Chile, when oh when are you going to stand on your two feet? Never, because even if Spectra succeeds, she will ALWAYS be indebted to Forrester Creations, Thomas, and now Spencer Publications for the hundreds of millions of dollars. #GirlBye, I can’t tolerate you right now.

Anywhooooo, Sally embraces Liam. Oh, wait, what is this I see? Is this a chemistry spark? Well now we know how this hypocrite blackmailing rescue ranger fool loves a damsel in distress. I see LALLY coming. Hey, I’m not mad at it because this means I have a better chance of get STILL. Go LALLY go.

Brooke had to use a crow bar to get the info out of $Bill and once he began to tell her she was light a deer in headlights. He had to break it down to her like a five year old child.

Then Brooke gets pissed, “I dare you, who are you?” #GirlBye, he’s the same man who did dirty deeds to your daughter, dumped Ridge into the ocean, and a laundry list of other things you know about. But NOW, you decide to get pissed, Brooke, I can’t with you.

In utter faux shock; Brooke storms out. Yes, go Brooke go, leave $Bill so I can have my STILL.

So, what will happen next? How long will it take for Liam to totally drive Spencer Publications into the ground? Will $Bill allies Justin, Allison, and Wyatt sabotage Liam? How long will it take for $Bill to decimate Blackmailing Hypocrite Rescue Ranger Liam? What is Steffy going to do Liam when she finds out that he LIED to her about Sally’s “gift?” Will #LALLY happen? Most importantly, will I get my #STILL? You tell me

By Sofia A. Bryan

Days of Our Lives Cliffhanger Friday 09/08/17:What the Devil, Irma!

Thoughts and prayers go out to all affected by Hurricane Irma please be safe and smart.
“Blanca Dear could you sign this please ill only be gone a few hours?” Robert handed Blanca a form she read it?”

“What happened to Nicole?”

“Nothing she’s with Brady or Eric or both i don’t know i have to do this I’ll be back in time to make you diner. Promise”

“Fine” Blanca signs the paper love you” Robert kisses her and leaves
Bayview mental Hospital

“What the Devil” Andre says when seeing Marlena and john moments later Robert is thrown into the room with them.

“Hey guys been awhile since we’ve all been together like this … have you tried their Prozac.. You should, I’m telling you  its top of the line !!

Andre, Marlena and john just stared

 

This Week in Salem

For Steve’s sake Kayla is going to try and let Tripp into their lives

Will Tripp ever be treated like a real stepson

Without money from joey’s parents Claire and Theo won’t be able to stay in the soras house Fate sent them Tripp looking for a place to stay Theo showed off some natural jealousy but looks like Tripp is in.

Why won’t Abe and Belle cover the extra costs for Theo and Claire ?

What kind of Job will Tripp have to get to come up with his fair share as he stupidly gave the Marconi money to the hospital?

Bonne/Adrianne kept her cool when being questioned about Angelica

How long until she cracks.

Raines threatened to shoot Gabi.  Gabi was saved by Eli Hope and Rafe gloated condescended and scolded at Raines for being bad

sigh hypocrites

Will you Miss Commissioner Hero Raines? Who will gets his Job?

Hattie/Marlena tried her best to convince Brady that her love for Roman was the deal.

Who’s going to figure Hattie out first Paul or Brady ?

Can’t be Paul he has no clue as to anything Hattie and Brady well sometimes he can..Take a little longer to wake up.

Nicole thanked Eric for all his Holly Help and apologized again for the way she treated him in Greece and in General Brady’s jealously kicking in reminded Nicole that it was HE that got Her Holly Not Eric.

Eric told her it’s all forgiven and forgotten

Eric or Brady for Nicole?

John and Marlena are scheduled for electric shock therapy

Robert started quietly laughing

John frowned at him

Sorry john i was just remembering that one time when Bart was connecting wires and got electrocuted and Andre here just shook his head not doing anything to help him Man that was so funny

“Oh yeah” Andre chuckling while remembering

JJ, lani and Jennifer all had disagreements about the double wedding of sonny Paul, Chad and Abigail

The Abe situation now resolved automatically seemed to help Theo and Claire possibly rebuild theirs as he apologized to Theo for keeping him in the dark.

Will Tripp and Claire become a thing or will Tripp be saved for recasted Ciara instead of Theo?

Andre’s plan to prove his Sanity Backfired at the press conference he was dragged here

ROTFLMAO Seriously Andre Alfie spent all that time with Hattie and you couldn’t tell the difference

It’s not funny Robert

It kind of sad but I’m laughing anyway

Could Kate be in cahoots with Hattie bonnie and RIP  Angelica ?

Be an interesting Twist

Chloe helped Lucas sober up

Luchlo? With no dr feel good around could Lucas and Chloe have another shot?

In prison Adrianne/bonnie asked about to be released Sheila to get a message to Justin for her Sheila agreed.

Will Justin believe Sheila’s message?

Bonnie/Adriane began her plan on taking Victor away from Maggie.

LOL that’s going to be hard to yet funny to watch

Does Bonnie have a chance with victor?

NOPE

Hattie was about to flee Salem when Hope met her at her door correctly identifying Hattie as Hattie

And the credits rolled

Well guys it’s been fun I’ll do what i can to help after I’m gone

GUARD I WANT MY PHONE CALL Robert Yelled

“You can’t leave me in here Robert ” demanded Andre

“Right now have to. No worries though won’t be much longer PROMISE, Marlena always a pleasure” see you men at my Bachelor Party,
“You couldn’t take this guy John??? SERIOUSLY???”  Robert Screamed while being escorted out

“Bet if one of us were Nicole he’d get us out of here” Andre Mocked

“Andre do you all of the details about Robert’s project pawn  Marlena Asked “he’s yet to completely fill me in

“Project pawn.. oh no no no no NO !!

Time To turn the Hourglass

Stay Safe Everyone!!!

By Robert Feldmann