Days of Our Lives Cliffhanger Friday 10/14/17: Butthole Brady Black

Rob was sitting in his office Beyond Livid he had heard about the ultimatum Brady gave to Nicole and he was just as mad at Nicole for once again repeating her sad pattern

Luckily he was all prepared “can’t believe it actually came to this” he said to himself picking up the phone “Doctor… is it all ready”

Yes it is Heir Robert”

IMPLEMENT PROJECT PAWN ! And be prepared they have begun looking for you “he hung up Blanca carrying baby Stefano walked in “where’s Nicole?  Or do i get to actually spend some alone time with my Fiancee on a Friday night”

Nicole’s leaving Salem Blanca….  Brady’s…she’s not coming back ?

“THAT’S GREAT..Let’s go celebrate.. i mean noooooo that’s terrible  lets go somewhere and talk about it”

I’ll go if you stop Smiling

Whose smiling

Sigh

This Week in Salem

 

Kayla and joey discussed their Joey visit and what to tell him about the not double wedding Ben/Will declaration

They decided on Honest which led to more Tripp/Kalya issue bickering

Will Tripp ever be able to find middle ground with Kayla

No

Tripp assured Theo he was strictly friend zone with Claire in case Theo wanted to try again with her

Do you believe him will Theo try again before it’s too late ?

Victor had enough of Brady and Sonny arguing over titan and how to run things

Considering the flipping of them both who now is more suited to run Titan

Hope talked to Ben about Will

Kate tried to talk to Clyde about Ben and Will Clyde gave Kate riddled answers about an inmate who told him

Nicole tried to get Eric not to leave Salem and naturally they made love.

Wow who didn’t see that Coming LOL

THAT’S NOT FUNNY

It is from where I’m sitting mocked Blanca

Real Adriane met Real Hattie in Prison Hattie told her everything going all the way back to Angelica

Chloe and Julie are bickering about their clubs name what would you call it

Club Nobody Cares?

Bonnie/Adrianne went for it she told Victor to divorce Maggie and marry her or she would tell the cops he had Zander murder Damos

Poor Bonnie nobody told her about Brita England

Who is that

Steve and Bo’s ex girlfriend that he had murdered for trying to blackmail him

Do you remember Brita England?

Brady Called Brandon to confirm Nicole’s lies, he confronted her she told him the truth and that she would like to be with Eric now

Is there anyone in Salem that woman hasn’t wanted to be with

Seriously didn’t Mami bring you to Salem just to seduce Rafe only to end up trying his Brother when that didn’t work.

Are you comparing me to Nicole ???  Blanca lost her sarcastic tone.

No

Dr Rolf may be the mystery man that Clyde was talking about Will bring back from the dead

John, Kate, Roman and Marlena forgot where they were living when trying to say none of it could be possible

SMH

Are you excited that Dr Rolf may be returning to Salem ?

That conversation ended with Marlena Calling Sami

Lani talked Hope into reinstating Supercop

Are you happy that Supercop is back on the job?

Brady told Nicole to take Holly and get out of Town or face Jail for Damos’s murder …STOP SMILING

Will Nicole actually leave Salem ?

YES PLEASE

Where do you see Brady when this is all over?

Not with Nicole that’s for sure?

John and Paul were doing some ILLEGAL Grave Robbing when they were interrupted By Sami.

How did Sami get there so there fast? Shouldn’t she call the police why are john and Paul not going to get into legal trouble will they be that way with Rolf when they confront him ?
Seriously the timing in all that is Mind boggling?

Happens in Salem all the time….. STOP SMILING

 

 

Time To Turn The Hourglass

By Robert Feldmann

 

Days of Our Lives Cliffhanger Friday 10/06/17: One out of two isn’t Bad

Rob is driving Nicole to see Eric

Rob is driving Nicole to see Eric
SO..let me get this straight Chloe exposed Brady’s anti Eric plot and now you are going to run off to see Eric because ????

I just have to see him i can’t explain it right now?

You’re going to sleep with him

No Im not

Bet you do, whatever you do is fine with me Nicole call me if you need a ride back

Where are Blanca and baby Stefano

At the doctors I’m going to pick them up after seeing Marlena the  offices are a block apart which is why i had time to pick you up and not cause a stir

“Thanks Robert”   Nicole gets out of the car  Robert dashes off to see Marlena

Hello Robert

Are you ready to hear it all Marlena

Yes

This Week in Salem

Ben showed up at the church stopping the festivities Abigail launched at him but was restrained

Abigail attacked him but Not Chad  lol sigh

Ben thanked John Andre and Marlena for their stopover in Bayview it made his escape as easy as grabbing some keys.

Are you shocked at the sanatoriums lack of security l

Nope

Ben’s reasoning for escaping was that Will was Alive and he wanted to tell Sonny

Do you think Ben is telling the truth? Both weddings were put on hold

At the police station word of ben’s return and his claims started to spread

Paul Tried to Get Sonny to ignore Ben and finish the ceremony But Sonny suddenly doesn’t love Paul anymore

Could Paul be a part of what’s going on?

Supercop asked Ben about Paige being alive Ben said no she was worm food that caused Supercop to put a gun to Ben’s head which lead to JJ’s suspension

Will JJ get his job back or will the new writing team send him down another path

Salem Needs Supercop especially now with Murderous Psychopathic Hope as Commissioner his reasons and conclusions to this event was full of Hypocritical lies

Will JJ get his job back?

Speaking of Commissioner Hope She Suspends JJ for pointing a gun at Ben  But Did Nothing when she caught Rafe Strangling him

SMH

Abe told Rafe he didn’t get the job because of Edgardo, Gabi and Darios past events

And yet Roman was able to keep his job during all of Sami’s shenanigans ..Go figure

Did Abe make the right call?

Chad and Abigail saw the minister return and got married anyway

Are you Happy for this couple?

.Sonny wants to exhume Will’s body, Paul is trying to keep his life together Lucas said no to Sonny’s request and is still on his drunken pity party bender.

Is Sonny doing the right thing?
Should Paul just give up?

Will Sonny work his way around Lucas’s NO

I can’t believe any of this Marlena what’s the matter with you

Excuse me ?

How many times have you come back from the dead? Roman, Hope, John, Steve, Jack the list goes on Why is everyone being such Dukes of Doubt

The Chloe, Julie partnership is in doubt already as Julie named it Doug’s place without consulting Chloe

Are you shocked by Julies selfishness

nope and what’s worse is that Julie will deny any wrong doing Watch

Eli showed some Defense moves to Gabi and they shared a kiss Rafe caught them and gave Rafe the Big brother warnings

Should Eli just RUN ?

Victor told Brady not to feel bad about anything he did to Eric and Nicole because he Won it was all over does Brady feel the least bit guilty or is the booze numbing that? Is Brady acting this way because of the amulet?

The amulet I’ve forgotten all about it

As did I

Chloe told Nicole EVERYTHING Brady did to her and Eric that got everyone to where they are now

So naturally Nicole went running to see Eric

I just dropped her off at the farm. Think their …NEVERMIND

Rafe told Gabi that Chad and Abigail got remarried she ????

Will Gabi focus on Eli and is that a good thing ?

I know many people that want Eli to Run while he still can

Eric fixed his roof heard a knock on the door and saw Nicole standing there soak and wet from the rain

Sigh Ron, Dena, Nicole no difference at all

That’s about it

Now let’s get to the heart of the matter

Rob laid out project pawn from beginning to end

Okay Rob I’ve listened with an open mind now let me tell you how and why this is wrong

I’m listening
Time to turn the hourglass 

 

By Robert Feldmann

 

 

 

Days of Our Lives Cliffhanger Friday 09/29/17: Bridging Aperitif’s and ascots

Rob Blanca and Baby Stefano are driving to the wedding
Why are we going to this again?
Because Abigail invited me and had invited you
Sigh Rob looked out his window “This could be interesting, sweetheart please call the police and tell them to head to Saint Lukes  “knowing Roberts tone of voice Blanca didn’t hesitate to take out her phone

 

This Week in Salem

Sonny kept dreaming and going on about Will not caring that it made Paul upset
Should  Paul see that Sonny is settling and call the whole thing off before he’s humiliated later ?
Sheila told Bonnie /Adriane to hurry up and pay or she would go to the cops she needs the money for her own revenge plans?
“What is Shelia up to and does it have anything to do with her and her history with Eli?”
“Is it weird that in prison Bonnie Shelia and Hattie were decent people but outside they are incapable of fitting in?”
Some people just belong in jail i guess?
A judged called out Abigail on her immigration fraud they need Dario or at least a statement from him to get her out of the marriage and possibly jail
Through Gabi they eventually got what they needed and Chad and Abigail could proceed
So because of Gabi Chad and Abigail can get married
Apparently, Hope and Rafe both applied for the commissioner’s job but can’t decide which one of them should take it.
How about neither only way to save their future
Never that easy
Nope, Zander called Victor from prison reminding him to hold up his end of the bargain, Victor said he will
“Will this who killed Damos business ever end and has the new writers forgotten that HALO is the killer not the person”
“What are you going to do if Nicole murdered him” Blanca asked
“Get her out of the country bring her to my island where you, me, her, Holly, and Stefano can live out the rest of our days
“ARE YOU HIGH OR JUST INSANE” Blanca yelled  Stefano awoken by the yelling  started crying
LOL knew that would happen “bonnie overheard Victors half of the conversation will she try to use it against Him
“Victor is going to do to Bonnie what he did to Brita England if she doesn’t knock it off
Nicole told Brady to his delight that Eric quit the center and left town, Marlena caught up with Eric and naturally blamed everything on Nicole, Eric defended Nicole saying that the center wouldn’t be where it was without her Brady accused Eric of not going along with the plan
“How soon until this blows up in Brady’s face?”
“Blanca i have an idea”
“NO”
“BUT?”
“NO i will not ensure Nicole sees me kissing Eric so she then decides to stay away from him”
“How did you ?”
Because i know you
Kate and Andre are going to try harder to keep their marriage up for the board
Andre agreed not to pull any more stunts and Kate agreed to stay away from Roman
Who will crack first?
Andre’s attempt at throwing a cultured calm bachelor party with elegant food Aperitif’s and Ascotsand Bridge instead of poker BOMBED with the younger crowd and they bailed on him Ingrates they are the ones who neutered all his ideas he tried to bring them culture and class .
The same Stripper was hired for both bachelor and bachelorette parties
Are you disappointed in NBC’s budgeting?
The stripper once dated Paul things were awkward for a bit
“You better behave yourself at yours” Blanca went to Robert
“Promise”
Guilt about Will is starting to overtake Sonny
No comment
Why can’t Sonny move on does he want to end up like roman ?
Marlena explained why she couldn’t officiate sonny and Paul’s wedding she reminded John that he owed her another wedding
Will we see John and Malena make it legal for what the Sixth  time ?
Well technically they have been married 5 times; their first four marriages were invalid due to Marlena’s marriage to Alex North and John’s marriage to Hope Brady.
So it’s like their First although they never divorced john and hope on screen that was like four writers ago and nobody cares
Justin offered to officiate the wedding
Nice of the writers to gloss over the whole sonny/Paul in a church thing is it bad or lazy writing
Doesn’t matter to me
Me either
Gabi was dreaming about Chad while watching Ari pick out some flowers Eli interrupted her train of thought and they went to the wedding together unbeknownst to them that they were being followed
Unbeknownst?
They don’t know
Right thank you
Instead of walking in saying i dos and leaving they had to have speeches and vows
Are we not going to exchange vows?
Just i do’s Blanca looked upset Rob saw Fine i will think of something to say
Thank you
WOMEN sigh Robert parked the car and they went inside for the wedding they greeted everyone and some of them took turns looking and holding little Stefano Rob Busted a gut holding in laughter when he saw Stefano throw up on Hope, Marlena came over to him Rob next session we are going to discuss project pawn and why you chose Stefano of all people to name your boy after
Sure “Robert agreed  after helping Hope clean up Blanca brought Stefano over to Rob and Marlena Stefano started making noises and reaching towards Marlena.
Looks like the baby wants someone to hold him “Marlena took Stefano from Blanca and held him” hi” she whispered  Wow Marlena Stefano’s really taking a shine to you “Robert laughed as quietly as he could
Just then people Gasped and turned around staring at the figure at the doorway.

Time To Turn The Hourglass

By Robert Feldmann

 

 

 

 

 

Days of Our Lives Cliffhanger Friday 09/22/17: Don’t Call Me Bro

After talking to Abe and dealing with Brady, Nicole (and Holly) Went to Rob’s home Blanca them her in. Nicole asked Blanca, “did you explain to Rob that your son is too young for play dates with Holly”.
Yes but he insists that Soras ??? Will soon kick in and then they can become the next.. BOPE?… Yes he said Bop ? Blanca stared all confused
“Sigh I’ll explain what all that means later” Blanca heard the kettle and went to take of it and Nicole went in the next room Robert was Feeding” Stefano ” Nicole heard some classical music softly coming from the speakers
“Hey thanks for coming by Hi Holly, Look Stefano its Holly Robert whispered
You did it? Didn’t you ? Nicole whispered Angrily
Did what?
You cloned Stefano Dimera ?! Your project pawn
what?? Project pawn has nothing to do with him… Honest

 

This week in Salem

Word spread about Drunken Lucas Sonny angry at Lucas admitted to missing Will but refused to let his past ruin his future.
Is Sonny having doubts about moving forward?
Ghost Will did a number on Lucas as Jennifer and Kate found him passed out at the church.
Everyone prepared for the double wedding vows no bachelor party rules ect ect
is Will and Sonny marrying in a Church a writing oversight ?
Nicole is doing wonders at the Horton Center Everyone love her there Except Brady
He’s getting on my nerves?”
he’s just a little overzealous you remember what happened with Theresa
Hope your right
Roman refused to come out of retirement and retake his commissioner job
Good for him they were selfish to ask him anyway
Rafe and Hope are both up for the job
Uh OH whose going to get the promotion the murderer or the accomplice ?
Don’t understand why Raines can’t have the job back he’s of jail next week ?
Chloe got money from Brady to Buy club TDB at an auction she ran into Julie who also wanted it after some bickering they had to combine their money to ensure Myron Dario’s former accomplice didn’t get it
what’s with a Horton suddenly not having enough money to buy something ?
First Jennifer needs help buying a paper now Julie needs help with a club
what is happening to the Horton Funds?
Laura Horton can’t make Abigail’s wedding
she’ll make the next one
Next one ? Robert laughed
Victor accused Brady of drinking demanding he go to a meeting
Brady assured him he didn’t drink and updated him on the Chloe conversation in an interesting twist Victor actually agreed with her
If Nicole dumps Brady for Eric would you want a Brady and Chloe reunion
i am not dumping Brady for Eric
sure you’re not
Victor told Brady to either dump Nicole or have someone do his dirty work to get Eric out of the picture
did Victor tell Brady to have Eric killed?
Don’t be stupid
Nicole confided in Abe about her Brady and Eric issues Abe told Nicole not to confuse Love and gratitude
were you shocked by Abe and Nicole having this kind of talk? Did it remind you of Son and Brother Brandon?
Would you like to see Brandon return to Salem
Lucas woke up stranded to a hospital bed demanding to be let go as they had no right to keep him he vowed to move away to be left alone.
Would Lucas actually leave Salem?
nah
Gabi told Eli that she would fix things with Rafe because she has a way to always have him do what she wants Eli thanked her but he would find his own way.
They agreed to go to the wedding together
Will Eli help Gabi stop the wedding to Chad
That would be awesome but NO
Chloe gave Eric a heads up that Brady wants Eric to fire Nicole so Brady doesn’t come off as the bad guy
SMH
Eric figured that out already wanting to find a way to make Nicole happy
AWW TEAM ERIC GO GO GO
Really for Decades you were Team Brady
Sorry Nicole but Brady’s being a tool bag
Abigail is all set as she signed Dario’s annulment papers
Hope and Rafe start to bicker about the commish job could this be the beginning of the end
Crossing Fingers
Nicole went to work and met Jason. Jason told her Eric quit she read another Eric letter
he writes a lot of letters.
Eric said goodbye to Jennifer who obviously doesn’t want him to go
First Jennifer tries to take Daniel from you now Eric will she ever stop
she is Not taking Eric from me Eric isn’t mine anyway
uh huh
Brotherly Bonding caused chad to let Andre throw him his bachelor party
But Chad and Abigail both being in their late 60’s declined strippers
Strippers aside Chad and Abigail may make a great couple but Doug and Julie have more fun and they are more than double in age seriously.
Brady Denied Sonny his CEO job back telling him he rehired most of the Damos hires that Sonny Fired
Sonny vowed that he would get Titan back soon
Sonny and Paul Chad and Abigail which one will get that Ring
it’s not a competition !!
Isn’t it ?
Paul defended Lucas to sonny who worried about unresolved feelings Sonny said there was nothing to worry about Paul had his doubts and the credits rolled
SEE
that’s about it.

Cool Speaking of Bachelor Parties
Not to worry I’ve made all the arrangements
you’re the best Nicole SNIFF SNIFF AWW NO BLANCA STEFANO NEEDS A NEW DIAPER THINGY
Blanca entered the room “MEN” she took Stefano to change him “LOVE YOU” he called out
I’ll go with you” Nicole went with Blanca “let’s start with what Soras means ” went Nicole to Blanca as they drifted into the next room.

Time To Turn The Hourglass

By Robert Feldmann

 

Days of Our Lives Cliffhanger Friday 09/15/17: Wishing all STILL affected by Irma a safe and steady road to recovery and healing Irma, the missing week!

Nicole and Brady were getting ready to meet Robert and Blanca when Nicole got a text “BRADY Blanca’s at the hospital she’s having her baby”
“already?”
“it’s Salem Brady, pregnancies can be anywhere from 5 to 14 months, he ranted about the baby needing to be born before November”
Nicole, Brady were followed by John Marlena, Andre, Abigail and Chad Rob came out gowned up when he saw all of them
“Thanks for coming everyone it means a lot to both of us ,Kayla says we’re minutes away
“get Back in there then” went Nicole
“right, right ” Rob said quickly while getting his Go Pro camera ready
BEST OF LUCK
THANK YOU rob yelled while running off

This week in Salem

Bonnie/Adrianne’s attempt to seduce Victor Hilariously Failed
Will Victor loose it when he finds out Everything?
Sheila enjoying her new job naturally betrayed Bonnie who has no way of paying her more money later Shelia returned to tell Bonnie to lose hope as hope can be paralyzing and its better for her to move on without it
Did you see this coming ?
Paul and Roman figured it all out and rescued john and Marlena at Bay-view Just in time
Kate tried to stop Chad from helping Andre, Roman told Kate and Chad about Hattie and that Andre was NOT insane.
He does seem to be” better” went John
was Andre a more entertaining character when he was “out there”
entertaining is the word i would use went Marlena
Marlena is sure Hattie has a partner
Who will finally figure out Bonnie/Hattie
Nicole is torn between jobs and men now as she” loves” Brady but “loves working with” Eric
what would happen if Eric and Brady switched Jobs?
Andre back home the Dimera family all agreed to move forward together
Abigail is clearly the glue holding this family together does she have the strength to hold them
Yes went Chad proudly
Tripp and Claire’s plan to make Theo jealous worked
what will happen to the soras bunch BEFORE recasted Ciara ?
How about leaving Cleo be and having recasted Ciara and Tripp become a couple
way too early for that.
Marlena offered Hattie a deal to find out who else could be involved
will they still figure out the why’s and what fore’s when they find out that Anjelica was the ringleader?
Hattie warned Bonnie not to leave her out of whatever was going on or else
Will Bonnie cross that line to silence Hattie?
Gabi told Sonny that Ari could still be flower girl even if she didn’t attend the wedding
a couple of self-defense classes with Eli who was fired from the FBI BTW convinced Gabi to go to the wedding with him
“how much longer for Eliga ?
Eliga?
Drunk Lucas has Alienated everyone around him and while downing some more drinks was visited by Ghost Will
Were you happy to see Will even if it was in Ghost Form
that’s about it
Kayla came out ITS A BOY PERFECTLY HEALTHY
Can we see him asked Nicole
They are waiting for you
“We did it !”went Blanca everyone gathered around
“What do you mean WE I did all the work LOL” Robert laughed as did John, Chad, and Andre
“Ignore them What’s his name ?” asked Nicole
Blanca Looked at Rob who said
“STEFANO”
“well No surprise there” Went Nicole with a huge dose of sarcasm
“PROJECT PAWN ?” Marlena and Andre wondered aloud at the same time.

 

Time to turn the hourglass

 

The Bold And The Beautiful Cliffhanger Friday; 09-15-17: Changing Roles

What’s up #BoldandBeautiful fans? Today is another Cliffhanger Friday and since I’ve been MIA for a couple of weeks, I’m just going to do a breakdown. Ahhh, “Let’s Talk About Soaps.”

Well as you know my main man $Bill got tired of waiting for what he wanted. He’d been patient, offered more money than the property was worth, but still unable to get what he wanted. So, $Bill did the same thing any good villain would do, he burned down Spectra.

To no one’s surprise, Rescue Ranger Liam had to figure it out and be all self-righteous. However, many was surprised at how he dealt with the situation. The hypocrite secretly records $Bill’s confession and blackmails him. SAY WHAT?????? Yes, once again, Rescue Ranger looking through his rose colored glasses breaks the law to suit his self-righteousness.

Boy, I want to kick you’re a*s all kinds of ways messing with $Bill. Thankfully, $Bill took care of that after signing the letter of resignation; hypocrite all puffed up decides to get smart and $Bill knocked him into next week. Oh, what a lovely site as Blackmailing Rescue Ranger’s knee’s buckled under him and it was a KO. BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

Not to disappoint, $Bill stands over his demon spawn and tells him, “I don’t get even with my enemies, I decimate them.” Yes, yes, yes; decimate that troll $Bill, decimate him.

Well Steffy stops by and is shocked that Blackmailer went through with his plan. I declare, I’m positive I saw a smirk on Steffy’s face when she saw that shiner Rescue Ranger had as a casualty of war with $Bill. She reiterated that this is not a battle he wants to fight and to make up with his father. Nope, no way; Blackmailer isn’t having it.

Steffy leaves to try and talks some sense into $Bill. As usual, he opens up to her and tells her everything. Feeling compassion for $Bill, Steffy embraces him. Now $Bill might start off using Steffy; but lights were flashing, firecrackers going off as memories from six years ago flood in to me. Now lovelies, you all know I drag Steffy, yep I do. But I’m letting you know right here and right now. If I get a return of #STILL, my dragging days of Steffy will cease for a while. I’m going to need my STILL because I’ve always felt both of them could truly be themselves with each other. Steffy brought out the best in $Bill and he in her; she’s wasted her time with Wyatt & Rescue Ranger. The chemistry was off the charts with STILL; I’m 100% #TeamSTILL.

Hypocrite Blackmailer calls in Sally Spectra 2.0 and gifts her the property. She’s shocked and amazed of his “kindness.” I don’t call it “kindness,” I call it what the law calls it, misappropriations of corporate funds, thief, and embezzlement. Oh, did I forget to say that this “gift” must be kept secret and no one can know, including $Bill and his WIFE, Steffy?

We all know Sally is the ultimate taker and had absolutely no problem taking this “gift.” Chile, when oh when are you going to stand on your two feet? Never, because even if Spectra succeeds, she will ALWAYS be indebted to Forrester Creations, Thomas, and now Spencer Publications for the hundreds of millions of dollars. #GirlBye, I can’t tolerate you right now.

Anywhooooo, Sally embraces Liam. Oh, wait, what is this I see? Is this a chemistry spark? Well now we know how this hypocrite blackmailing rescue ranger fool loves a damsel in distress. I see LALLY coming. Hey, I’m not mad at it because this means I have a better chance of get STILL. Go LALLY go.

Brooke had to use a crow bar to get the info out of $Bill and once he began to tell her she was light a deer in headlights. He had to break it down to her like a five year old child.

Then Brooke gets pissed, “I dare you, who are you?” #GirlBye, he’s the same man who did dirty deeds to your daughter, dumped Ridge into the ocean, and a laundry list of other things you know about. But NOW, you decide to get pissed, Brooke, I can’t with you.

In utter faux shock; Brooke storms out. Yes, go Brooke go, leave $Bill so I can have my STILL.

So, what will happen next? How long will it take for Liam to totally drive Spencer Publications into the ground? Will $Bill allies Justin, Allison, and Wyatt sabotage Liam? How long will it take for $Bill to decimate Blackmailing Hypocrite Rescue Ranger Liam? What is Steffy going to do Liam when she finds out that he LIED to her about Sally’s “gift?” Will #LALLY happen? Most importantly, will I get my #STILL? You tell me

By Sofia A. Bryan

Days of Our Lives Cliffhanger Friday 09/08/17:What the Devil, Irma!

Thoughts and prayers go out to all affected by Hurricane Irma please be safe and smart.
“Blanca Dear could you sign this please ill only be gone a few hours?” Robert handed Blanca a form she read it?”

“What happened to Nicole?”

“Nothing she’s with Brady or Eric or both i don’t know i have to do this I’ll be back in time to make you diner. Promise”

“Fine” Blanca signs the paper love you” Robert kisses her and leaves
Bayview mental Hospital

“What the Devil” Andre says when seeing Marlena and john moments later Robert is thrown into the room with them.

“Hey guys been awhile since we’ve all been together like this … have you tried their Prozac.. You should, I’m telling you  its top of the line !!

Andre, Marlena and john just stared

 

This Week in Salem

For Steve’s sake Kayla is going to try and let Tripp into their lives

Will Tripp ever be treated like a real stepson

Without money from joey’s parents Claire and Theo won’t be able to stay in the soras house Fate sent them Tripp looking for a place to stay Theo showed off some natural jealousy but looks like Tripp is in.

Why won’t Abe and Belle cover the extra costs for Theo and Claire ?

What kind of Job will Tripp have to get to come up with his fair share as he stupidly gave the Marconi money to the hospital?

Bonne/Adrianne kept her cool when being questioned about Angelica

How long until she cracks.

Raines threatened to shoot Gabi.  Gabi was saved by Eli Hope and Rafe gloated condescended and scolded at Raines for being bad

sigh hypocrites

Will you Miss Commissioner Hero Raines? Who will gets his Job?

Hattie/Marlena tried her best to convince Brady that her love for Roman was the deal.

Who’s going to figure Hattie out first Paul or Brady ?

Can’t be Paul he has no clue as to anything Hattie and Brady well sometimes he can..Take a little longer to wake up.

Nicole thanked Eric for all his Holly Help and apologized again for the way she treated him in Greece and in General Brady’s jealously kicking in reminded Nicole that it was HE that got Her Holly Not Eric.

Eric told her it’s all forgiven and forgotten

Eric or Brady for Nicole?

John and Marlena are scheduled for electric shock therapy

Robert started quietly laughing

John frowned at him

Sorry john i was just remembering that one time when Bart was connecting wires and got electrocuted and Andre here just shook his head not doing anything to help him Man that was so funny

“Oh yeah” Andre chuckling while remembering

JJ, lani and Jennifer all had disagreements about the double wedding of sonny Paul, Chad and Abigail

The Abe situation now resolved automatically seemed to help Theo and Claire possibly rebuild theirs as he apologized to Theo for keeping him in the dark.

Will Tripp and Claire become a thing or will Tripp be saved for recasted Ciara instead of Theo?

Andre’s plan to prove his Sanity Backfired at the press conference he was dragged here

ROTFLMAO Seriously Andre Alfie spent all that time with Hattie and you couldn’t tell the difference

It’s not funny Robert

It kind of sad but I’m laughing anyway

Could Kate be in cahoots with Hattie bonnie and RIP  Angelica ?

Be an interesting Twist

Chloe helped Lucas sober up

Luchlo? With no dr feel good around could Lucas and Chloe have another shot?

In prison Adrianne/bonnie asked about to be released Sheila to get a message to Justin for her Sheila agreed.

Will Justin believe Sheila’s message?

Bonnie/Adriane began her plan on taking Victor away from Maggie.

LOL that’s going to be hard to yet funny to watch

Does Bonnie have a chance with victor?

NOPE

Hattie was about to flee Salem when Hope met her at her door correctly identifying Hattie as Hattie

And the credits rolled

Well guys it’s been fun I’ll do what i can to help after I’m gone

GUARD I WANT MY PHONE CALL Robert Yelled

“You can’t leave me in here Robert ” demanded Andre

“Right now have to. No worries though won’t be much longer PROMISE, Marlena always a pleasure” see you men at my Bachelor Party,
“You couldn’t take this guy John??? SERIOUSLY???”  Robert Screamed while being escorted out

“Bet if one of us were Nicole he’d get us out of here” Andre Mocked

“Andre do you all of the details about Robert’s project pawn  Marlena Asked “he’s yet to completely fill me in

“Project pawn.. oh no no no no NO !!

Time To turn the Hourglass

Stay Safe Everyone!!!

By Robert Feldmann

 

 

Days of Our Lives Cliffhanger Friday 09/01/17: The rewrite of a Hero

Rob and Blanca met up with Nicole and Brady at the courthouse.
Nicole what are you doing?

what’s wrong?

Your about to see a judge for custody of your daughter

And

Well it’s just that you’re wearing an outfit that makes me want to ravage you for days on end, sorry Brady, “Blanca embarrassed looked away and sat down .

Oh it’s okay i agree Nicole you really should “put those away” if you know what i mean ?

Look he’s a man isn’t he if he’s anything like you this outfit will help me win come on Brady we’re already late” Nicole went inside Robert took a quarter out his pocket .

“Heads i bribe him, Tails you do”

“Done” went Brady

“TAILS, good luck Brady”

“don’t worry Robert Holly is coming home TODAY “Brady followed Nicole inside Robert sat down next to Blanca

“What i thought i was helping?” he ask Blanca who shook her head

This week in Salem

Lani’s anger against Eli and others involved with Arrested Abe continues to fester Supercop wants to try a restart on his relationship with Lani

Why is JJ suddenly willing to give it another go?

Bonnie and Hattie discussed Angelica’s dead body while dealing with Drunk Lucas and Justin, they were able to make it work and Bonnie/Adrianne got an invite into Karakas mansion

“Obviously they are going on with the plan without the smart one which one will screw it all up  …first?

Andre showed Kate documents stating that he was fit and sane to run Dimera Enterprises Kate didn’t think his source were credible sending Andre off to try again.

Why Is Andre putting up with all this?

John and Marlena discussed who could be behind their predicament Stefano Andre and Alex North’s name came up?

Will they find out before they escape or after?

Andre went to Hattie/Marlena for help with his Sanity documents she agreed to play along after hearing about Kate and roman somehow she didn’t blow her cover and was able to stall/trick Andre

Lucas called Chloe and asked for her help with his “predicament” she agreed to try after she insisted and they finally called 911

Will Lucas remember anything to help himself or the police would you like to revisit Chloe and Lucas as a couple?

without daniel around it could work

Paul confronted Hattie/marlena about john she talked her way out of it for now ?

Will Paul be able to see what others havent before its too late ?

Back at the ward John instructed marlena in the art of escaping Straight Jackets

bonding at its best how long until they can get to another phone ?

Eric told Chloe that he wouldnt act on his feelings for nicole

How about Eric and Chloe as a couple ?

rafe and hope are taking help from a lowlife snakes and rats to get Raines  aka Myron and Daro

Right because their words are so trusting SMH

Would you take the word of Dario and Myron ??

The judge called Nicole on her violating her court order when running into holly at the square apparently the fosters ratted her out

SMH figures if it weren’t for bad luck sigh

Kayla obviously very upset over joey’s incarceration is not happy with Steve and Tripp’s father son bonding

Will Steve turn into Brady and forget that he has a son.

LOL poor Tate i hope they are paying that nanny serious money

Tripp Donated all the left over Marconi money to the hospital Kayla over heard this

What direction will Kayla go with Tripp?

Claire invited Tripp Back into the Soras House

Will Tripp come in between the sort of off Theo and Claire

And with Tripp broke and Steve and Kayla no longer funding joey how can the others afford to stay there

Is this the end of Soras house ?

Back for more Hattie/Marlena agreed to be fair and honest with Andre’s evaluation

what’s next for Hattie/Andre ?

Back at the station Rafe and Hope continue to act like kids and again had to be told to work by Raines Hope mocked him refusing to do so

..There are no words

Is Ron following Dena’s notes or his he just as bad when it comes to the Rafe and Hope Clown show

Eli told Gabi any man would be lucky to have her

Is that the official start of of ELABI or should Eli just Run while he still can

He should run but he won’t cant wait to see Julies face

Gabi had to retrieve some earrings and while there accepted a packed mean for Dario of course she opened it and heard incriminating Evidence against Raines while he was standing there

Who will save Gabi Eli or Supercop ?

Hope and Rafe probably

Sigh ” Robert peaked into the judge’s Chambers Brady did what he felt he had to do looks like Holly is going home with Mommy

FINALLY !!!

Time to turn the Hourglass

By Robert Feldmann

Days of Our Lives Cliffhanger Friday 08/25/17: Today your john Black tomorrow your John Rochambeau

Robert was walking around Salem Square to meet up with Nicole and  whichever brother she would be hanging out with when he ran into Andre looking all flustered and angry.

“Wait a minute i know that look, Tony is that you?”

Funny Robert, how are you?

Fine, let me guess Kate

I saw her, My Wife Kissing Roman Brady, Roman of all people.

Well she’s either trying to make you jealous OR make you slip up so you lose all claim to Dimera Enterprises..Or Both Either way, try not to fall for any traps

Oh don’t you worry about me Robert

Somebody has to Andre..Oh by the way i heard from Kristen today

WHAT?

LOL

This week in Salem

Chad and Abigail are getting Re Married

I am so happy for my brother

Who isn’t…besides gabby …Will they make it to the alter before something else happens

Not if i have anything to say about it

that’s the spirit Andre

Nicole thinks she killed Damos

sigh every other week we have another potential killer that’s the Salem PD for you!  Well at least Chad is off their list.

Andre what are you going to do when everyone knows Abigail did it

How do you know it was Abigail?

It was my job remember

Bonnie/Adriane told Justin she dumped Lucas.

Hattie locked john in the cell before he could rescue Marlena  they discussed who was behind this your name Stefano and Alex North’s came up.

He was a psychiatrist

How long until they are able to break free

Hopefully never!

Andre when Hattie is done with john and Marlena she may convince Roman to help her get you

I’d like to see them  try.

That’s the spirit what was with all that Alfie stuff anyway?

I was bored

Fair enough, Hope told Jennifer that in regards to Abe she had an obligation to uphold the law Andre and Robert just looked at each other and shook their heads.

How will Hope prove Abe’s innocence or is she already in on this?

Abe is faking all this with Eli to snuff out Raines they think he’s the big bad

why would Raines, HOW did Raines get involved with Dario of all people a cheap wanna be punk thug. He had it all and threw it away for nothing NOTHING!

All rather pointless isn’t it!

Yup new writers throwing away good characters ignoring what came before them..Sad

The Johnson family including bonnie/Adriane gathered to say goodbye to joey who is off to jail roman will try to see to his well being.

How will joey do in prison?

Would you accept a recasted joey somewhere down the line? Speaking of recast, looks like we may be getting a new Ciara by the end of the year/early next are you excited for her return?

No because it’s rumored that Theo is leaving?

with joey gone the soras bunch is looking for a new roommate will it be Tripp and will he get the same deal that was given to joey.

He should

Bonnie almost blew it with Lucas she slept with him he was drunk so she may be in the clear!

Drunken Lucas confronted Eric about betrayals and naturally brought up Nicole, Lucas went on and on about brothers, conveniently forgetting all the time he spent trying to get Carrie away from Brother Austin.

Sigh he was drunk so i won’t hold it against the writers for forgetting that important part of lucas’s life

How low will Lucas Go?

Kate tried once again to sell up Gabi to Chad didn’t work

Sell up.. Considering how some feel about Gabi that’s funny.

You were talking to Stefano’s picture that Kate pushed you too far ?

Is the real Andre Emerging?

I am trying to be good Robert i really am

I know i know but for the record.. Talking to the pictures..Well remember on melesewan when you were talking to a corpse on a chair Man that was classic you!!

Sonny and Chad are having a double wedding!

Who wears white? Which father pays ? Will there be another Salem interruption

Funny that you mentioned Will

SHHHH

Victor continues to badger Brady about Nicole nothing new there Brady is hiding the amulet now

Wow that sure gets around doesn’t it

Yes well as long as it’s out of Chads life

HELLO IT’S IN NICOLE’S

I’m sure she will be fine Robert

How much longer in the halo pointlessness is over especially since we both know Who did it, don’t we Andre?

I don’t know what you’re talking about

Good for you

Anjelica thinks that having John and Marlena so close together will be the end of  their plans

She’s right!

John couldn’t get the orderlies to believe that he was who he said he was

Imagine that

How soon into Jarlena breaks out

You know Andre they are going to blame this on you!

But i had nothing to do with it Andre and Robert burst out laughing

Angelica found out Bonnie had sex with Lucas Had a heart attack..and died

WHOOPS

Will you miss Anjelica and overall what did you think on Morgan’s take on the character

Great actress so so material not her fault

Nicole met up with Gabi about Chad and told her heart will heal

Whose next for Gabi ? Could this be the beginning of a new friendship between Gabi and Nicole !

Works for me!

What Works for You ..ANDRE ?

Hi Nicole we were talking about the bachelor party..Andre Nicole here was able to convince Blanca not to be mad at me anymore

Appreciate that Nicole thank you

Your welcome BYE.. Andre took the hint and got up

“See you around Nicole, Robert good day” Andre leaves

What is he up to?

He’s worried his fake wife is cheating on him

And what are you both up to ?

Nothing Nicole i Swear
Time To Turn The Hourglass

By Robert Feldmann

 

The Bold And The Beautiful Cliffhanger Friday; 08-25-17: It’s Getting Hot In Here

Awww, someone get the fire extinguisher because sparks are flying and “It’s Getting Hot In Here” #BoldandBeautiful fans. This Cliffhanger Friday is burning up and I have a little treat for you at the end of this column. Ready, set, “Let’s Talk About Soaps.”

Ridge inquires why Thomas suddenly went to New York. Steffy tries to cover with “he’s got his priorities in order, putting his family first, and away from Spectra.” Ridge still feels something is off with Thomas departing so suddenly. Talk moves on to Sheila living at the Forrester mansion and how Ridge doesn’t know if and when Eric will ever forgive him.

On the other side of the railroad tracks, everyone is scurrying around getting ready for the big Spectra fashion show. The phone rings and its Thomas, Sally asks him if he received the emails of her designs and if he can fly in for the show. He’s indeed received the emails and thinks her designs are fabulous; however, he doesn’t know how much longer Caroline has and he can’t come. Sally is a little pissed and lets him know that it’s as simple as flying in for a day. No luck buttercup; he’s not coming.

Rescue Ranger Liam is rubbing salt in $Bill’s womb by singing the praises of Sally Spectra. $Bill is cool as a cucumber. Gloating, he says that Spectra’s designs will be well received, $Bill might have to find another place to build his building and to be prepared to have a plan B. Justin comes in just as Rescue Ranger flies out the door to his next mission. $Bill tells Justin he has a plan B.

Cool Breeze Justin came up with the scheme to torch Spectra; but now he’s acting like he has cold feet when $Bill is interested in moving forward with plan B. $Bill wants the dirt on the Spectra building; Cool Breeze Justin is a step ahead of him with his trusted folder filled with goodies. CJ’s insurance on the building has expired. Oh what luck, the look in $Bills is priceless.

Rescue Ranger lands at his next location, which is Forrester Creations to continue singing the Spectra praises. Ridge is annoyed and Steffy gushes on what a good guy Rescue Ranger is looking out for the little guy. Yeah, right.

The Ranger shares that $Bill says he won’t interfere with Spectra; both Ridge and Steffy are skeptical. Although skeptical too, Rescue Ranger can’t help himself and defends $Bill because “there’s nothing he can do.” Aww, shucks, the Rescue Ranger’s powers are thwart.

Granny called the handyman that clearly told Silly Sally yesterday to shut down and get a licensed electrician in to rewire the building. Why? He repeated what he told Silly Sally yesterday, to shut down all power and call a licensed electrician in ASAP to rewire the building. Noooooooooo, Silly Sally says it will be ok for “one more day.” How stupid can Silly Sally be? Not only is she endangering her life and the life of her staff; she’s willing to endanger the lives of the buyers and media at the fashion show. Now $Bill maybe ruthless; but he certainly isn’t responsible for this move.

Thrilled with the Spectra team’s willingness to pull an all-nighter to finish the job; Silly Sally insist on taking everyone to dinner.

$Bill tells Cool Breeze Justin it’s full speed ahead with the plan, but makes it perfectly clear that he doesn’t want anyone hurt and to be discrete. Later high up in the “sky” at Spencer Publications, $Bill is looking over the city when a text comes in from an Unknown Caller, simply saying “Done.” A lamp is plugged in the socket that caught fire yesterday and a blaze ensues.

I must say I’m happy to see my evil villain $Bill back to his normal self. He better not pay for his dirty deeds; because if he does, I expect everyone else to pay for theirs. I want my evil $Bill to walk like a free bird. As much as I’ve dragged Brooke in the past for all of her misdeeds; I’m #TeamBrill on this one; I loved how she was standing by her man yesterday. I would like to see this power couple become the super couple of evil.

Here’s my little remix based off of “It’s Getting Hot In Here” by Nelly; no copyright infringement intended.

I was like, good gracious, Sky is bodacious

Flirtatious, trying to show faces

$Bill waiting for the right time to spark the flame you know

Waiting for the right time to demo

Spectra’s leaving, $Bill’s believing, oh!

Bill and the rest of his heathens

Check it, got it locked at the top of Sky Seasons

Penthouse, roof top, Rescue Ranger he’s feeding

Bill is deceiving, something up his sleeve and

He’s teasing, he needs Spectra to

Get up out of the ground floor

Give that man what he’s asking for

‘Cause Bill is busing loose

And he feels like torching you, uh oh

And can’t nobody stop the juice

So Sally tell Bill what’s the use? He said

It’s getting hot in here, so hot, Bill is burning all the clothes

Spectra getting so hot, Bill burning Spectra’s clothes off

It’s getting hot in here, so hot, Bill is burning all the clothes

Spectra getting hot in here; holla Dolla, Dolla, Dolla

So, what will happen next? Will Spectra be able to save the designs or is all lost? Will Rescue Ranger find out that it was $Bill that sent the order to set Spectra ablaze? Or, will Rescue Ranger’s super powers kick in and he rushes to the Spectra building with a fire extinguisher? What will Brooke do if she finds out? Will she stand by her stallion or gallop off into the sunset with the next beau? Will $Bill lose all? You tell me…..

By: Sofia A. Bryan