Days of Our Lives Cliffhanger Friday 01/12/18: Towels Doorknobs and forgotten nudity’s

On their honeymoon. Bob and Blanca were walking down the beach Bob made a quick phone call

Andre Hello

Hello …Bob

Need to keep this short Andre just wanted to say that I’m happy that your, Stefan and Vivian’s plan is underway and best of luck with it

Well thank you it’s going very well, can i count on your assistance…

No Andre you’re on your own ..i will tell you this though  John was hired to look into Stefan

John….well this could be fun after all

Best of luck Andre. Congratulations on you and Kate!!

 

This week in Salem

Ciara Stopped Rafe from confessing about him and Sami (to Hope)

Were you upset by the delay?

She was given back the keys to her motorcycle

Good for her maybe she crashes it through the church to stop the wedding like brother Shawn did once

Abigail snapped at Stefan for inviting her into his madness

Andre and Vivian tried to stay focus on their plans for Everything Dimera

Why did Andre wait so long? Is Stefan the real deal or a Vivian/Andre prop?

Kate Finally Invited Andre into her bedroom

HURRAY

But is is real or part of the overall plan

No reason it can’t be both

Eric stalled with Jennifer and she met a Dr Shaw

What are your first impressions with DR Shaw

Will this make Jennifer get her job back at the hospital?

Maggie and Victor discussed how Wills not willing to jump back into anything was hurting Sonny

Sonny needs to step back he’s become possessive desperate and annoying it’s a terrible unhealthy combination

Will Sonny Dial it back and play it smart

Doubt it he blamed everything on Paul and when he told will he didn’t want to be friends he wanted to be his husband Will walked out on him

Good for Will

Stefan failed in sweet talking Gabi

Would Stefan be a better fit then JJ or Eli?

Im sure it will be JJ

Steve is having Vision Problems he tried to play it off but john wasn’t fooled

Is someone doing this to Steve or is it internal?

Stefan caught Abigail in nothing but a towel more than once the first time it was his fault the second time it was hers

Chad in discussing Stefan’s nakedness with his wife forgot about the 3 times that Abigail saw EJ naked

Has Chad gone stupid or is it a deliberate  blunder on the writers part

Did everyone else remember the EJ/Abigal Thing?

for some bizarre reason one of the keys to Vivian and Andre’s plan revolve around Getting Gabi’s company allied with theirs Andre assured Vivian he would get it Andre also warned that Stefan’s flirting could ruin Everything

Which one will cause their plans to backfire?

Chad hired john to investigate Vivian and Stefan will this lead to a John vs. Andre showdown

I hope so those were so much fun to watch

lani doesn’t know what to do about her baby Loves JJ knows its Eli’s standard stuff she is considering not having it.

Kayla told her to do what was best for her

Steve’s vision problems continued as he couldn’t read a menu

Why would a Grown man with one eye Hide a vision Problem from his DOCTOR wife??

Its ridiculous hope it doesn’t drag out

Victor told Brady that he knows Brady well enough that his scheming Eve won’t work

Now that they are into the sex phase whose going to break first?

Steve Kayla and Roman questions Anna’s sanity (again)as she is still carrying around Tony’s ashes

Is that tony in there or are we in for another twist?

Would have been funny if it spilt out over the table

Anna wants Steve to find Stefano they told her he was dead but the stunt Steve rafe and Shane pulled says otherwise

This can go many ways many, many  people Are enjoying Ron’s work so far so it’s very hopeful this could work out for everyone

Supercop Resigned from the Force

Sad sad day for Salem

What kind of job will he get next?

I say..DOCTOR

Lani tried to tell Eli but naturally for a former FBI agent he’s a clueless idiot

JJ picked up on it Right away and said he will support whatever decision she makes

Will Lani Abort it

I doubt it

Do you remember the last Salem resident to have an abortion?

Brady and Vivian had a run in Brady attempted to strangle her after it was broken up Him and Eve went back to bed

Does Brady and Eve bother you more so than any of the other Sibling swapping

what’s Tate going to think ?

Whose Tate ?

LOL LOL

Abigail and Chad think Stefan is dodging their questions on purpose

Of course he is remind me to call him when we get home

Andre told Vivian that they need to be vigilant as John will be on their trail soon

Vivian didn’t seem to care as she plans to throw Andre under the bus

Good he can say hi to Aiden while he’s under their

What?

Forget it lol

Bob stopped at a certain spot and looked up Lets go up there, there’s a walk able path

They arrived at the top “check out the view”

“it’s lovely”

Yes it’s also very momentous to Salem

Why

Stefano and Roman did Battle up here once

Who won

Bob Smiled

 

Time to turn the Hourglass 

By Robert Feldmann

Days of Our Lives Cliffhanger Friday 01/05/18: Dont be such a B#$@$@

At the church the wedding was  underway Chad Abigail, Kate and Andre were getting seated when Stefan and Vivian entered Chad got in Stefan’s face then Vivian snapped at Kate arguing became yelling

“Fight breaking out at wedding CHECK” went Bob to himself who signaled to have it stopped

The ceremony Started Blanca walked down the aisle and into position, as soon as the minister started talking  Emilio Ramirez burst through the doors

“WAIT BLANCA YOU CANT MARRY HIM YOU LOVE ME” he yelled

“Look Jennifer its Emilio !!” Bob said to a stunned Jennifer “Wait Weren’t you Dead ?”

“I’ve never seen him before in my life” a confused and scared Blanca pleaded to Bob

Ex returns from dead to stop Wedding CHECK CHECK went a happy Bob”

This Week in Salem

 

At the stroke of midnight Will kissed Paul and thanked him for not making him feel pressured due to his lack of memory

Will Paul developed feelings for Will ?

Vivian introduced Stefano O   Stefan Octavius DImera declaring him the son of Stefano’s alter ego Rudolfo and herself and if that wasn’t bad enough the board had made Stefan CEO of Dimera inc

What is your first initial thoughts on Stefan ???

Eve and Brady got each other out of their systems by Having Sex

Who will fall for the other first are you upset by this predictable turn?

Drunken Ciara interrupted Eric and Jennifer’s forward progress Ciara then went after Claire Trip hope and Rafe

Rafe figured out that Ciara knows about him and Sami

was Caira in the nick of time or in the way of Eric and Jennifer
rafe and Ciara started arguing when Rafe tried making excuses about why he and Sami happened
Rafe’s cheated on so many people what excuse is a good one this time  ?
Hope interrupted Ciara and Rafe and wants to know what’s going on
will Ciara drop the bomb on hope

She might have BUT.. Kate interrupted them all to tell them about Vivian and for some reason Hope had to go despite there no legal reason for Cops to go to see Vivian

Stefan immediately took a interest in Chloe

Stefan and Chloe ?  STOE ?

Claire and Ciara continued their war over Theo nothing really knew their

Chloe went to tell Brady that Vivian was back in town she figured out about him and Eve

Is Chloe jealous how about a Brady and Chloe reunion ? Why tell Brady, Victor is the one who should be worried ?

Why would Chloe want to talk to victor?

Good Point

Will told Sonny he wants to find his own way and wants to divorce him sonny was naturally heartbroken

Should Sonny start to move on?

Stefan explained that he was able to seize control of DImera Inc due to a loan Chad made from the bank for the company

SMH now why would someone who can afford to spend  20 million dollars on an Illegal Amulet need to take out a loan SMH

Are you tired of all the plot holes and inconsistencies the writers have with the Dimera Board of Directors?

I am indeed

Chad told Stefan he would get everything back Stefan told him the board thinks otherwise

See how fast the board turned on him the board has been waiting for someone like Stefan

Was the board better off with Andre or Stefan? Devil you know or unknown

Stefan went about choosing his room Abigail caught him in the Buff

Wow didn’t waste any time there

Will Stefan and Abigail eventually?

I doubt it i believe they are past those stages for Chabby

Eric ran into Roman after him and Anna “reconnected” roman told Eric to “go about things differently”

Chad and Abigail quit they met up with Kate and Andre and all agreed to work together to regain the company

One big happy Family HURRAY

Andre was having a private conversation with Stefano’s picture when Vivian interrupted him “he told her not to be such a bitch” when celebrating their partnership

Were you shocked by this reveal?

Is it too little too late for Andre or is it About time ?

Is Andre Tony?

That’s about it

Great now about this Emilio

Forget him i paid him to be here

WHAT
I’ll explain after the ceremony

Bob and Blanca exchanged their I do’s everyone left the church and headed for the reception except for two people and two sleeping babies   Bob went back inside to see them unveil themselves upon greeting him

Robert, Nicole great to see you thanks for coming

Congratulations BOB went Robert giving him a Hug

This is just too weird Went Nicole looking around to ensure nobody saw them

Time To Turn The Hourglass

By Robert Feldmann

Days of Our Lives Cliffhanger Friday 12/30/17: Welcome Back Aunt Vivian

Come on Bob we’re going to be late

So it’s going to be a Boring Party and besides I’m pretty sure we weren’t invited

“Your wrong Abigail invited us see “Blanca waves the invitation

Chads a snooze fest Andre’s…. can’t we go over finalizing the wedding again
“there’s nothing else we can do its next week lets go
“I DONT WANT TO besides i need to stay here and protect Baby Stefano
“He’s fine with Mami the people who took him are in jail thanks to you now come on
Rob’s phone went off he got a text “On second thought lets go to the party

 

 

 

 

 

This week in Salem 

 

After convincing JJ to talk to someone Gabi Took JJ’s gun and left

SMH how is JJ going to explain the gun and leaving him alone wasn’t smart ”

“Should Gabi have left him alone like that?”

Gabi then told Eli the truth about why Eli saw them in bed together and gave him the gun to give to Rafe?”

“Not a brain in her head “oh well I’m sure it will work out”

should Gabi have told EL ALL the details about the worst night of JJ’s life

Thanks in part to the Jennifer reality smack down Abe Finally got around to forgiving JJ and he wants JJ to forgive himself

Eli then told Lani about JJ

SMH will Lani be upset or grateful with Gabi?

Theo Woke up

COOL we should go see him

Chad wanted to know why Kate was taking so long to leave

Andre came to her defense stating that Gabi’s deal depended on Kate being part of it all

Chad relented but not before threatening them both

Kate told Andre she wouldn’t forget what he did

“Time for Kate to give it up” Blanca smacked him on the shoulder

OWW

Word of Theo waking up started to spread Claire and Ciara started playing the who loves him more game

JJ apologized to Theo  Theo said there was nothing to forgive

Wasn’t JJ told that all a waste of time?

Eric and Jennifer played Scrabble and decided to go to the party “together”

Scrabble  SMH  well hopefully soon they will be playing Twister

Twister? what’s that ? Asked Blanca

..I’ll save it for the Honeymoon Rob said with a smile

Tripp broke up a Ciara and Claire fight, Ciara suggested they work together to both gets what they want

Awww just like Sami and Lucas Started

Tripp and Claire or Tripp and Ciara

Abigail told Kate to hurry up and go after andre before she loses him she wants him to be happy because she loves her brother in law.

Kate only loves Strong Evil Men Andre isn’t evil or Strong he will be rejected fast

Is Abigail under some sort of Andre induced hypnotic spell

ONLY thing that makes sense

Besides him being really tony

Not that again SMH

Belle and Shawn are going back to Hong Kong

HURRAY

Belle’s bummed they never found the saboteur before she left she told Chad she was sure the Dimera hack was an inside job

“If they only waited a few hours”

Will you miss Shawn and Belle?

Tripp and Ciara’s plan to get Claire alone backfired Tripp doesn’t want out the friend zone

The friend zone is a dark and lonely place Tripp should get out while he still can

Wasn’t “Robert” was stuck there with Nicole  “Blanca mocked

“He isn’t anymore” Bob said with a smile Blanca looked at him

“MOVING ON…Hope’s commissioner again”

Oh joy of joys

Abigail noticed a party invite discrepancy

And we arrived just in time to see it we should stand over there Bob and Blanca got out of the car and stood in the doorway behind everyone else

Paul decided to skip the party Andre told sonny next year Dimera will be back on top

I want to believe him but

Eve and Brady ran a game and Eve was able to make another pitch for Gabi’s business

Will Gabi switch teams

LIKE she did in prison HAW HAW HAW sorry mind wandered there for a bit moving on

Ciara got her motorcycle license and went to hope for the keys

Hope said no

BECAUSE SHE”S A LIAR and Hypocrite

That or maybe because Ciara had a drink or two

That also sure sure

Ciara became enraged but still didn’t unleash her Rafe and Sami Bomb

AWWWW

Will got a bad news call about Susan from Roger  will was upset  but despite that he returned and comforted a sad Paul

I like that Will is into Paul Sonny is an overbearing smothering stalker in the making

Great to see Will still cares about Susan hope we see her again soon

Rafe tried playing dad with Ciara again after stopping a drunken text

Drunken texts are disastrous

What is taking Ciara so long?

She needs them in the room together hopefully in front over everyone do you see the bullet you Dodge Blanca, Rafe cheats on everyone with anyone

Yes i do

MIDNIGHT Stroke HAPPY NEW YEARS went around Bob kissed Blanca

Andre kissed Kate

Eric Kissed Jennifer

Will Kissed Paul

Which one was your favorite?

Shh blanca Watch this … After the new year was wrung in a mysterious woman walked in and removed her hood

Kate Gasped Vivian as in Vivian Alemain as the credits Rolled

a man behind Vivian nodded  at Bob,Bob tipped his glass of soda and nodded Back wondering if he was going to enter after Vivian’s grandstanding was over with

Time To Turn The hourglass

By Robert Feldmann

Days of Our Lives Cliffhanger Friday 12/22/17: A Close Call Christmas

This Time of year can be extremely difficult for many people if you or someone you know is having a difficult time call the National Suicide Prevention Hotline
!-800-273-8253 they are there 24/7 365 you are not alone
I shouldn’t be here

What do you mean you shouldn’t be here is Church on Christmas Eve

Last time i was in a church a demon tried to destroy it

SHHHH

Sorry

This week in Salem

JJ was cleared by Internal Affairs Abe declared it a White Wash considering civil options Rafe told Abe that suing JJ was a bad idea

Is Abe racist all of a sudden because that came out of nowhere?

I still say the amulet has infected his mind

Chad played the tape Steve made for Kate

BOOM

He said the only reason he didn’t go to the police was because of Abe and that she was lucky he wasn’t Stefano

What would Stefano have done to Kate? What do you think Chad will do?

Gabi decided to turn down Eve’s offer and sign with Kate

Andre told Kate not to give up on Chad Gabi’s deal may help calm his anger

Sigh

Ciara launched a tirade at hope and naturally Hope had somewhere more important to be telling her about Rafe/Sami would have to wait

Of course Sigh oh well maybe before new years

Gabi gave Sonny a doll / present for Ari that he couldn’t find

At the annual Horton ornament hang Ciara and Claire got into fight knocking no serious injuries or property damage

ROTFLMAO that’s hilarious

 

At the Martin Mansion JJ in wrote goodbye letters to everyone Ghost dad Jack paid him a visit

Was it nice to see jack despite the circumstances surrounding it

Trying to get Will in the Christmas Spirit Arianne gave Will one of her presents saying she didn’t need it because she had him i think it was that doll not sure ?

Didn’t that just make you cry

Lani told Eli that despite loving and supporting her father she refused/couldn’t hate JJ

Gabi arrived at the cabin she saw a letter with her name on it amongst a bunch of others and started to read it naturally she freaked out and did everything she could to dissuade JJ from taking that drastic step

Will asked Paul out Paul said he couldn’t do that to sonny

What do you think about Will and Paul?

I think they make a better couple especially with Stalker Sonny being so insufferable

Eve thought she got some goods on Brady when overhearing a conversation but it was a set up by Brady and victor

Will this lead them to getting what they want?

That depends on Brady he doesn’t know it yet but he wants Eve

More sibling swapping SMH Blanca you made sure you aren’t related to any of my Ex’s right

Yup

Whew

Lani told Eli that despite being her father’s daughter she couldn’t hate JJ

Gabi got JJ to agree to a therapist smartly not leaving him alone they turned in for the night after they fell asleep Lani caught them in bed

OPPS

She left without being seen if you were Lani and confronted them later would you believe them ?

Sadly no

Eve and Brady ended up in a mistletoe kiss

HA send out those wedding invitations now

Sonny tried the photo album trick with Will

Photo album SMH how old are they again isn’t there like 1000 pics on Sonny’s phone

Jennifer FINALLY Dropped the You Shot Brady Bomb on Abe and that Brady forgave him

HALLELUJAH Bout bloody time

What will happen with Abe and JJ now and Will Supercop go back to work?

After seeing Gabi and JJ Lani went straight to Eli one kiss and the clothes came off

Are you happy for Elaine? Will Sheila return to ruin things for them ?

I think Sheila is gone for good

That’s about it how about after the service we check out the all the holiday lights

Sounds nice

 

Time to Turn The Hourglass

 

By Robert Feldmann

Days of Our Lives Cliffhanger Friday 12/15/17: Step one move in with me??

John and Marlena enter Bob’s office Blanca is with an officer Bob is talking to Abe

Uh Oh went John going over to Blanca

Any news Blanca

Bob thinks he knows who took Our Baby

THAT’S GREAT NEWS Went john Marlena gave Blanca a hug Abe angrily stormed out of Bob’s office not even acknowledging john and Marlena

Bob came out to everyone

Hey guys

What happened with Abe ?” asked John

Oh that..I just showed him an old video i had laying around that showed him Shooting  a young Brady It’s funny how ALL OF SALEM has forgotten that Bloody Writers

Anyway i know who has baby Stefano LETS EAT

This Week In Salem

Just as Andre was telling Kate her secrets were safe with him Steve and Kayla burst in and unloaded all they knew about Kate/Theo/Tripp

when Eli showed up they stopped talking

Did Eli go deaf how could they hear him coming but he didn’t hear them

After Theo left Kate tried to get everyone to keep their mouths shut

Hope telling JJ he did everything a cop was supposed to do didn’t stop his spiral into the abyss

Sami told Will that she had to return to her other kids but was happy they were in a good place Will found Rafe’s ring she put it on to hide her and Rafe’s sexfest

Remember when Sami tried to lie to Will about her and EJ cheating on Rafe   that was the moment Chandler made WIll his for possibly all time

Later after some initial mishaps she was able to slip it to Rafe with hope being none the wiser

Kate told Sami she put lucas into rehab, Abe showed up and started on Kate about Andre Sami jumped to Kate’s defense

Are they going to blame Abe’s behavior on that amulet or has that been forgotten

Chad told Jennifer he would take care of Any Dimera’s involved with Theo’s shooting

What does take care of mean to Chad?

Eric and the bible didn’t help JJ either Eric told Jennifer the only thing that may help JJ is Abe’s forgiveness

Will Abe forgive JJ

After i showed him that video How could he not

Hope misses the old Ciara

it’s sad that Hope forgot all those times she disobeyed her own  father

Eve and Gabi shared some Edgardo moments Eve offered her a job Gabi refused because of the damos history

What kind of story could come out of Gabi working with Eve

Wait hold on …OMG If Brady sleeps with Eve,(Theresa’s sister)  then that means Gabi will  be next , after all Brady did sleep with Arianna aka Gabi’s sister right.

Bob Please

Right

Brady complained that sonny was neglecting his CEO duties because of Will  he told Sonny about Paul and Sonny Paul said Will kissed him not the other way around

Sonny said he would be with Will again Paul gave Brady the Eve file

Are you upset that Paul is doing Brady’s dirty work ?

The file had evidence of Eve’s gold digging past

Brady’s one to talk about gold digging

what’s that supposed to mean “asked John

Brady is second in command to everything Victor is over 40 and is still living at home SMH we did see Tate this week though ONCE or was it last week ..Doesn’t matter we’ll see him next year when he’s 16

Eve countered with the obvious Victor playing sonny and Brady against each other for his own amusement as who will finally rule everything

Sami started her round of goodbyes saying she has to get back to her kids

YES now Andre can have Goons follow Sami and use the kids to get the rest of the money back

BOB that’s horrible

Who’s the villain of this wait no Andre’s probably tony and doesn’t Know it SMH  sorry Marlena

Sonny confronted Will about kissing Paul Will said Paul was good looking and there was no harm in playing the field

Sonny got all mushy feely about love and looks feelings and said Will should move in with him
step one move in with me, SMH what was step one with us Blanca

Getting you away from Nicole

Oh right, right,  WELL IT WORKED lol Blanca by the way just want you to know that if i find out that you were conspiring with Brady to get rid of Nicole Ill

ILL LOVE YOU EVEN MORE PSYCH LOL

it’s nice how Sonny Forgot what he was like when he first met Will It was love at first sight for Sonny and Will wasn’t even out yet

Will Sonny give Will some space the space he deserves to have

Ciara was busted by Rafe for trying to ride Bo’s bike again Rafe told Ciara to respect the law

ROTLFMAO  RAFE SAID RESPECT THE LAW OMG THAT IS TOO FUNNY LOL LOL LOL sorry where was I

Ciara told Rafe she would never be Bo and gave up the keys

Stick with the mustang Ciara come on your wasting a classic

Shawn told Hope that Ciara wasn’t that much of a problem in Hong Kong

Its funny Hope disobeyed Doug to be with Bo every chance she got.  Hope, she’s enjoying the parental karma biting her in the backside

Eric got Ciara to open up a little about Theo she then heard Rafe and Sami discussing their Sexcapade she trashed Tripp for liking Claire  still blaming her for Theo

BOOM Go Ciara makes Rafe your Beotch

How will Ciara use this info

Could you see Ciara and Tripp as a couple instead?

Bo’s daughter Steve’s son Many would like that.

IA has finished its report on Supercop Abe is about to read it

at Dimera mansion Steve confronted Kate again This time  Kate admitted to everything and Saw Chad come out with a Tape Recorder

BOOM CHAKALAKA  I have to call Chad and recommend places to hide Kate’s Body

BOB…

What im kidding I’m kidding

what’s going to happen to Kate what if anything is Andre going to do

The Andre i knew would have fun this. Imposter i don’t know

that’s about it  Bart ran into the office

Robe..SORRY BOB we found the kidnappers

Gotta run I’ll call you later sweetie bob left Blanca Marlena and john in the office

Time To turn The Hourglass

 

By Robert Feldmann

 

 

Days of Our Lives Cliffhanger Friday 12/08/17: Motorcycle or Mustang

Marlena John and Bob are waiting in the lobby for Blanca who was running late when suddenly Her Mami and some cops Burst in

BOB !!!

What’s the matter what’s Mami..Where’s baby Stefano

OUR SON’S BEEN KIDNAPPED Cried Blanca

“FINALLY  WE’VE MADE IT ” Went Bob then when everyone looked at him he changed his tune” opps i mean Oh no that’s terrible”

 

This Week In Salem

Kate apologized to Stefano’s portrait for what she did to Theo, Lucas told Kate what Sami did to Will (Ben strangling)

Did you wish the portrait could have just come alive and just taken Kate away

After scolding him for his drinking Kate invited Lucas into the mansion

shouldn’t Chad Abigail and Andre be upset at Kate’s presumptuous ?

Chad should but he won’t bet if Andre did that he would though SMH

Ciara blamed Claire’s not giving Theo the letter as the reason for him being shot

Naturally SMH

what’s your impression of new Ciara

Hope took Ciara’s motorcycle keys and asked Shawn to hide them

Shawn should tell Claire about the time he smashed Bo’s bike through the church window think it was BO’s  Was it Bo’ or his ?

Good maybe now she’ll stick to the mustang

Would you rather ride the motorcycle or the 65 mustang?

Steve is putting the Tripp/Kate pieces together

What is Steve going to do to her once…

Claire introduced Tripp to her parents

Brady called the police when he couldn’t find Tate and when the cops arrived he accused Eve of kidnapping him

Were you happy Brady remember Tate was alive?

When Eli arrived Brady accused eve of kidnapping the conversation was changed to the planted damos murder evidence Eve suggested that Victor and or Brady out a hit out on Damos

When will we find out who killed damos

I still think it was Abigail

Eve reminded Maggie she was living with monsters Maggie got Tough with Eve acting like the perfect dutiful mafia wife

Did you like Maggie’s attitude?

Victor said that if the police don’t stop their investigating they may need Nicole

Will Victor and Brady have Nicole killed or framed next

Beats me

Belle told will everything nobody else would

Oh no not the truth HA HA

Sami and Rafe exchanged some pillow talk Sami told Rafe to fix things with Hope

Home wreckers got a lot of nerve GO SAMI

Hope poured her heart out to Rafe and wants to set a wedding date

what’s a good date for them

Three decades from NEVER EVER EVER

Sami yelled at Belle for Telling the Truth kicking her out of her apartment

awww

Sami told Eric her version of events

More twisted lies

Sonny told Chad he was dumping Paul to fully commit to Will

Sonny’s turning into a stalker

Chad told belle someone’s sabotaging dimera enterprises again

SMH did it ever occur to Chad that he’s bad at his job and his employees can’t stand him

Seriously nobody messed with Stefano’s business until he was well over 70

Will went to see Paul who dropped the truth on him Will kissed him

Will and Paul instead of will and sonny?

Works for me

Ciara moved back into the soras house apparently somehow her portion of the rent being made was never brought up

Writers and their lack of details Sigh  Ciara dreamed about getting Theo back and smasher one of his and Claire’s photos

SOMEONE should show Ciara the Theo and Claire sex video maybe then she’ll go away

BOB

What Marlena she’s over 18 SMH anyway of course Ciara thinks Theo’s  all Claire’s fault for not letter swapping Totally forgetting that She DUMPED THEO TO MAKE A PLAY FOR CHAD

SMH women Theo would have been nuts to take her back so quickly after that anyway

Is Ciara forgetting the Chad thing her arrogance or bad writing because it has yet to come up

Eric let Sami off the hook saying that Will will forgive her

Not going there right now

Will thanked Paul for not sugar coating anything Will got a little rude Paul didn’t want any part of getting in the middle and asked will to leave

Sonny then told Paul it was over

That’s about it

John Marlena you guys should get in the middle of this Will Paul sonny thing

Why

Because it gets you more airtime then we can have Andre do something to mess it all up and john can go after Andre just like the old days

We’ll see what we can do

That’s about it

WHAT ABOUT BABY STEFANO Blanca screamed HOW CAN YOU BE SO CALM

Blanca our son being kidnapped means we’ve made our first step to Super couple status Marlena help me explain

I’ll call the ISA

Thanks John

Time To turn The Hourglass

By Robert Feldmann

Days of Our Lives Cliffhanger Friday 12/01/17: Sami’s Got a Gun

To help will with his memory Marlena john and lucas took Will to a local karaoke bar he went to every so often
They were seated and saw Blanca after the greetings

Bob Came out looked out at Blanca and saw John Marlena Lucas and Will

Hey Guys this one’s for you

 

sami’s got a gun
sami’s got a gun
her whole worlds’ come undone
when Ben Weston killed her son
What did batty Ben do?
What did he put you through?
They say when Sami was arrested
They found him underneath a train…
But man, he had it comin’
Now that Sami’s got a gun…..
Salem aren’t never going be the same

This Week In Salem

JJ’s going to see Theo in the hospital didn’t sit right with Abe. Abe excused JJ of coming to finish what he started

Was Abe out of line
Yes
Bob Abe’s just grieving
John were you like this with Abe when Abe shot Brady

No
Thank you
Abe also blamed the Dimera’s
Of course he did
Will felt “something” with Ari but not enough to remember anything
Did you enjoy the Ari/Will Reunion?
Ari’s Adorable it made me cry
Rafe pleaded with Abe to let internal affairs handle JJ’s case
Internal Affairs HA
Abe fired Hope for not firing JJ Abe hired Rafe to take Hopes place..Rafe took the job
He took the job that foul
Don’t forget Funny too
All this Abe Rafe and hope Stuff adding in That Rafe will never be Bo the wedding was called off
Is this really the end of Rope
HAPPY DANCE
Kate talked to Will about his Past
He’s bound to get the truth then LOL
Sami has some Dimera Goons Kidnap Ben Weston out of the mental Ward
She came to the conclusion that Ben reenacting his death would bring Will’s memories Back it didn’t work Ben broke down calling Sami insane for making him do that
Would you have gone to that extreme if you were Sami?
No sane person would
Kate fearing Chad’s wrath set up Andre to take the fall for her sending Theo to the place where he got shot
All those times she’s defied Stefano and Kate’s suddenly afraid of. Never mind it’s too dopey to even contemplate
she broke down to Andre. Andre was going to take the fall for her but it didn’t matter as Abigail saved Andre from Chad kicking him out the house and Andre didn’t have to say anything
Where would Andre go if he actually had to leave?
He could stay with us
NO he won’t send him to Robert’s  Bob stayed Quiet
Will ran off to John Marlena and lucas and told Sami what she did
She tried to justify her actions Marlena Lucas and will took turns yelling at her Sami then went to see Rafe who told her she broke a million laws yet didn’t arrest her
Should Sami finally be put in a room next to ben?
YES
Hope told Jennifer she blames Aiden for saying no to Rafe
Whatever works
Do you think Aiden is a lame excuse
Abe was happy when Lani told him she broke up with JJ
Eli tried to play..Radical policies with JJ Lani slammed him for that
Is the show going to go there is it better if they drop all that
I think so
Gabi told JJ about Hope rafe and Abe JJ broke down in her arms
Are we seeing a Jabi Reunion?
What are you doing JJ Gabi killed your father
Ro..BOB !!!
Its true Marlena can’t believe JJ when it comes to Gabi
Claire held a candlight

vigil for Theo she sang a song she wrote for him
Did you like her singing/ lyrics for the song
Too bad she didn’t ditch Even in NYC she might have a career now
When the Crowd Dispersed a person on a motorcycle endangered the lives of innocent civilians by driving a motorcycle throughout the square
The motorist turned out to be  (RECASTED)Ciara
Endangering public safety not thinking the consequences Teenage arrogant punks
What is your fist impression of the new Ciara
Too early to tell
That’s about it
Okay great whose next for karaoke come on, Marlena get up there
No that’s okay ill just stay here
I’ll Go
YES YOU GO JOHN

 

Time To Turn The Hourglass

 

By Robert Feldmann

Days of Our Lives Cliffhanger Friday 11/17/17: This week on the same Brady show …phony memories 

Bob and Blanca are getting set to leave Memphis when “LEAVING WITHOUT SAYING GOODBYE” came from behind them

“OH MY GOD” Bob ran in for a Hug “SO GOOD TO SEE YOU ”

Great to see you too “Bob”

Blanca this is..my sister  ?? Kristen Blake”

“I’ve heard allot about you”

“Well don’t believe everything you hear”

“Hey i only say good things”

“Sorry about Nicole”

“Who” Blanca quickly interrupted

“So Kristen you know Bob do you also know Robert”

“Uh oh”

This week in Salem

Hope is furious with Rafe for everything he has done for Sami concerning Will

Does Hope have a right to be upset?

Justin and Adrianne are worried about both Sonny and Paul

Shouldn’t they also be worried about what they did to Lucas

Sami and Susan continued to argue over the EJ/Will thing Elvis/Roger came in and shattered Susan’s world with the truth Susan then had what i call a psychotic break

“Pardon me while i laugh” went Kristen

“Was that you pretending to be Susan all that Rolf loved me stuff was tricky to detect

“That’s a secret”

LOL

Marlena and Elvis both agreed that the best thing will could do for Susan was leave

Back at Susan’s house Kristen Blake Dimera laughed and said that Will didn’t need to be EJ because EJ was alive

Were you shocked by this revelation and could we be seeing EJ again in the future?

He’d have to be recasted ..Shame
news of Will’s return from the dead spread through Salem everyone took turns coming to see him

Bull in a china shop Sami went too far demanding this and not understanding that actually thinking she knew better than World renowned psychiatrist Dr Marlena Evans

SMH

Will told her to get lost when she attacked Susan

HA

Chad and Abigail came next Chad filled Will with his own phony memories of their fake HS friendship

Are you Upset that Writer Ron is using Former Writer Dena’s fake never happened Stories as background for his own

“pisses me off ”

Marlena made Will his favorite foods

Supercop’s guilt is making him want to visit Theo

SIgh supercop is losing

it

Is that a good idea

no ..BECAUSE

Abe Caught him in Theo’s room and yelled at him

sigh

Lani is torn in-between Abe and JJ  Eli is trying to help

Will this lead to Eli and Lani and how would Abe feel about that?

Sami of course took more shots at Abigail for her trying to be there for Will

EJ and Abigail’s affairs are still at the forefront naturally

Sami’s one to talk about. More on that next week

Gabi’s turn to see Will she said it didn’t matter if he couldn’t remember because they all still loved him

Then the secret weapon was called into play as Baby Ari walked in and called Will DADDY

Is hearing daddy what snaps Will back to his old self

Hard to tell this could take Years but I’m thinking May Sweeps LOL

That’s about it ..PLEASE come back to Salem( with us) Andre. I mean Tony , needs you, Tate Needs you, We all need you !!  And Brady freaking out would be hilarious.. You could tell him you were right about Theresa

I will if i can you never know, Ask me anything you like Blanca I’m sure you still have questions about “BOB” here

WAIT FIRST AGREE TO COME TO OUR WEDDING

Sure

There might not be a wedding if i don’t like her answers

Bob remained silent

Time to Turn The Hourglass

By Robert Feldmann

Days of Our Lives Cliffhanger Friday 11/17/17: Walking In Memphis

Bob and Blanca are in a Cafe in Memphis

“How did you like Graceland?” Bob asked her

“It was amazing, thank you for suggesting we see it”

“After last week i couldn’t stay away” suddenly a nun approached them

Excuse me would you two nice folks be able to help out the poor this fine Evening

Of course Sister…. ???

Sister Mary, Mary Moria !

Please Sit Sister Mary tell us how we can help you?

This Week in Salem

Supercop saw that he shot Theo he and Lani ensured Theo was rushed to the Hospital

Just as Tripp and Claire were about to Kiss Claire got the call about Theo

Will this reinforce her feelings for him or are Claire and Theo too far gone

Supercop told Abe it was he who shot Theo and demanded his suspension while going on some Anti Dimera Ranting’s for putting the in the line of fire

What will Mayor Abe do to JJ

He’ll abuse his powers just like everyone else does

Susan told Rafe that he could end up dead like EJ if he stays around Sami for too long

Was Susan threatening Rafe

Susan nah she’s harmless” sister Mary smiled

Sami and Sonny Confronted Will with a whole dose of It’s you’s and your alive ect ect

That’s when the young man.. We’ll call him Will told them both that his name was EJ and he told them to leave Susan showed up and identified them Will called Sami a lying cheating WH#$

ROTLFMAO  sister Mary smiled  Rafe showed up and told Will he could prove everything Sami and Sonny were saying Sami naturally punched Susan.

Of course she did Sonny Vowed not to give up on Will/EJ

Gee if only he worked this hard with his current boyfriend

Is Sonny being unfair to Paul?
Maybe Paul not telling Sonny he saw Will lasted what an hour  not telling made no difference he is seeking ways to make things right John told him it would all work out

Are Paul’s days in Salem Numbered?

Well thank you for your Generosity Bob, Blanca i have to run you’re a beautiful couple best of luck to you both

“Good Day Sister” Sister Mary Ran off ” Blanca looked around then at Bob “What ?”

“For a moment there i thought the nun was Nicole and that’s why you brought me here

“THAT’S INSANE”

Claire fainted was it because of her fear for Theo or something else

Bet she’s pregnant SMH

Kate blackmailed Tripp to get Theo’s phone to erase her involvement telling him Kayla would suffer if he didn’t play ball Tripp easily deducted Theo was her fault

Here we go ..Poor Bastard

Wouldn’t it be awesome if Tripp called Uncle Angelo to remove his Kate Problem?

It would be the greatest thing ever

Chad is blaming Andre for Theo

Naturally

Theo fell into a coma would the show dare to kill off Theo

Nope they killed off Will and look what happened

Marlena got Sami out of jail for punching Susan..

Nice of the Memphis police not to do their job

Susan told EJ/will all about the people of Salem funny thing is everything she said was true EJ/Will thinks they are all nuts they took off for the unknown

Adrianne told sonny to follow his heart

Sigh not always the best idea but whatever

He ran into Paul

Sami went back to Susan’s house but it was empty for about 30 seconds Susan and EJ/Will returned because someone forgot something and the credits rolled

Will we see a knock down dragged out fight on Monday?

A recasted Ciara is set to return soon and Jen Lilley is reported to return as Theresa as well

How does a new Ciara make you feel especially with Theo leaving? What’s going to happen with Theresa is her stay isn’t permanent

That’s about it for Salem this week lets go dancing

After i call Mami and check in on Stefano

Of course put her on Video

Time To Turn the Hourglass

By Robert Feldmann

 

 

 

 

Days of Our Lives Cliffhanger Friday 11/09/17: SuperCop’s worst nightmare

Bob and Blanca are going over last minute details and wedding preps they heard yelling and screaming outside Rob recognized the voice “so love instead of Shakira at your wedding how about Elvis ?

“What?” went Blanca “Just Listen” “let her in Marco ” Rob went into the intercom Rob clicked a remote Elvis’s ” love me tender “started playing

SAMI How not nice to see you  “Sami  heard the Elvis music it added to her rage”

“Cut the crap Robert i know you know everything you always did tell me what’s going on with my son

“BOB, Blanca this is the Sami, Rafe told you about

GASP  EL  DIABLO

ROTFLMAO

This Week In Salem 

Tripp overheard Kate and Theo talk about doing something illegal and that  Kate was manipulating Theo into something  what kind of @#$torm is Poor Tripp in for

Rafe was upset Chad rehired Abigail away from the department

Paul tried to get Wills attention, but he failed he covered it up by lying to john about it being Lucas not will .

Elvis/Roger told Susan he did all he could to dissuade the salemites

Drunken Lucas tried to reel in Sami by reminding her they have other children it didn’t work

Rafe is being a jerk to Eli because he saw Eli kissing Gabi, Eli correctly responded by calling out Rafe’s taking his not getting the commish job out on him.

Chad made Abigail Dimera Spokesperson naturally Kate wasn’t happy about it

“Sami while you here can’t you for one last time make Kate’s life miserable” Elvis’s Can’t help falling in love” started playing Bob starting singing it to Blanca

“Turn that off” Sami grabbed the remote”

Kate wants to hire Gabi at countess W  Gabi is reluctant because it once again has her cross paths with Chad and Abigail, Abigail seems okay with his for some reason

Don’t you just want to scream Do something Else when you see this play out

Theo hired some “friends” to trend one of Claire’s music pages which of course set Claire off

Is Claire to be faulted for not know how things work and if she doesn’t was she too hard on Theo ?

Tripp regrets what happened with him and Kayla more than ever as its hurt his chances of getting into medicine

Steve tried to help him on by reflecting on some of the things he did in the past without telling Tripp that he only met Kayla because he was hired by victor to stalk her.

Do you remember the victor./steve/kayla storyline from the mid eighties

Tripp then explained to Claire the benefits of what Theo did, i think Claire understands now

Does Tripp getting through to Claire mean anything else ?

Brady or Henderson on Brady’s request planted the amulet in Eve’s purse and called the police

Eve at the police station after undergoing some hostility from Rafe proved her innocence with a rock solid alibi she was with Chloe in NY they had pictures on their phones and the internet

Just when we were ready to laugh at Rafe. He reveled that he knew this was all a set up and he let it play out to gain further insight as to what’s really going?

Wow Rafe has a real thought …Brady hopefully goes to jail

After getting john, Marlena and Andre up to speed on Will she refused Andre’s help in finding the saboteur everyone but Abigail thinks it’s him

That’s practically an admission of guilt.

Well its Kate what did you expect?

oh looks who’s talking Sami you don’t know the meaning of the word Truth

Like you’re telling the truth here BOB

Victor reminded Brady that what he did to Eve Frees Nicole as Damos cant have two murderers

Brady said it didn’t matter they would both be gone

Are you looking forward to this all blowing up in Brady’s face

Well he got rid of Nicole that’s a good thing anyway” mocked Sami.  Blanca looked over at Bob

“I’m sure Nicole  is much happier being far far away from you Brady and everyone else” Bob responded

Sami noticed that Bob wasn’t phased about what she said which countered everything she’s ever heard about him and Nicole,  Blanca noticed to

Chloe tried with Lucas  to no avail

Can anyone help Lucas right now?

Maggie is believe right now is the only one he will listen to

JJ gave Lani a surprise Birthday party and despite his previous hesitations looks like he’s ready to go full into relationship mode with Lani

Kate sensing the jig may be up couldn’t stop Theo from doing her dirty work

Well Sami i know that Rafe told you it was okay to exhume Will’s grave and i also know that you only have one commercial break to get from Salem to Memphis so maybe you should hurry

Right well Say hello to Nicole for me Oh wait you can’t she’s gone

Wow who didn’t see that coming Sami turned to leave

Sami wait,

What
I just wanted to..well  I miss the Mustache you wore as Stan the man I helped Andre pick out that outfit but it was the mustache that had almost everyone fooled

Sami stormed out

Hope for some reason needed an off duty detective to do the work of a night shift Street cop and Supercop arrived at a crime in progress he confronted the suspect and told him to drop the weapon and turn around The suspect failed to comply with the officer’s demands and ran off when he couldn’t run anymore he turned around  something in his hand was pointing at JJ

JJ fired the suspect went down

The Credits rolled with it looking that JJ unaware that it was Theo Carver he had shot

What will happen to Supercop

Shouldn’t something be said to Commissioner Hope for sending an off duty detective to a crime in progress

Should Mayor Abe shut down the entire department and start over

Is Theo going to die

Hope not he’s the shows shining light of Pure Goodness

When Bob got confirmation that Sami was out of the building he decided to not be like everyone else in Salem and get in front of everything by doing the right thing

Blanca sit down i have something to tell you

Time To Turn The Hourglass

By Robert Feldmann